YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

Xeno

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

I'm sorry you have to deal with this shit bro. Like Jobe said, better now than later.

Also fuck that job

ThatGuyArlo

I'm about 90% sure I've suffered 2nd degree burns on my shoulders from the sun. Some of the worst sustained pain I've ever felt in my life.

Dime2

Damn how Irish are you?

Dime2

Xeno said:

 Tell him to just fuckin relay that load and you'll relay your balls in his mouth

Xeno

ThatGuyArlo said:

I'm about 90% sure I've suffered 2nd degree burns on my shoulders from the sun. Some of the worst sustained pain I've ever felt in my life.

Rip. I remember I thought my Portuguese skin tone would save me from sunburn while lifeguarding on the lake in south Dakota. I was wrong

Rex_Capone420

I hadn't been in there in a minute. 

Sorry to hear that my dude, but as Jobe said better now than later

Xeno

Out of all the platforms you own why would you play on android

Rex_Capone420

My kid likes xbox lol. 

Also I honestly like the ability to just kick up on my couch and play stuff while I watch TV. 

Question really is... if it's really a good port like I read.  Why WHOULDNT you take xcom with you wherever you go. 

Rex_Capone420

Wrong thread af

Rex_Capone420

To get us back on track

My dog went outside today and came back in smelling like fresh ass butthole. Idk wtf she got into but it's nasty. 


It smells like she threw up, then took a shit and ran through it a bunch lmao. 

Xeno

Rex_Capone420 said:

My kid likes xbox lol. 

Also I honestly like the ability to just kick up on my couch and play stuff while I watch TV. 

Question really is... if it's really a good port like I read.  Why WHOULDNT you take xcom with you wherever you go. 

Because I wouldn't be able to mentally track what I'm doing between missions

Xeno

Apparently suddenly getting dumped a month before your wedding isn't great for insomnia, 0/10 would not recommend 

ThatGuyArlo

I can't imagine how awful that is, but thank god it didn't happen after. I know a couple that was married for like 8 years that was going to break up then suddenly had a kid and stayed together. Their social media life is all flowers but I know they're struggling. Divorce would be catastrophic. 

NOCAP

Xeno said:

Apparently suddenly getting dumped a month before your wedding isn't great for insomnia, 0/10 would not recommend 

Don’t they have lot lizards in your field of work?

Ace_Deputy_Cheeze

It's was 110 yesterday n i don't have ac

Rex_Capone420

why the fuck dont you have AC?

I live where it snows like a mf'er and have it. 

Ace_Deputy_Cheeze

Most homes don't have it here.

Rex_Capone420

get yo self a window unit boiii 

fuck that. 80 degrees and i don't even want to leave the shade haha. 

Xeno

NOCAP said:

Xeno said:

Apparently suddenly getting dumped a month before your wedding isn't great for insomnia, 0/10 would not recommend 

Don’t they have lot lizards in your field of work?

They do but I'm not back on the road till next month lmao also every lot lizards I've ever seen I wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole. It'd be much smarter to tell dispatch that I want to spend some home time in Nevada once I'm on the road again