YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

Rex_Capone420

Im doing better today. Back to normal poops

Gnomez

Just be wary of farting #dadadvice

Rex_Capone420

My prius hybrid battery died in the middle of one of the busiest intersections in GR today lol. 

Some nice guy put his hazards on behind me, and got out and helped me push it around the corner into a parking lot. 

I was hoping to get 6-12 more months out of that thing. Was a great car, but this was bad timing. 

RIP DOE


gonna dab one out for the homies

Rex_Capone420

Literally 10 minutes before that i was to myself

”’man its a good day. Absolutely nothing could bring me down”


and that boys is…

Gnomez

Is it expensive to replace the battery???

Rex_Capone420

Yeah. Parts alone would cost me what the car is worth, and were talking a good 8 hours of labor. 

Anything else and it would be good, but the hybrid battery basically means you are fucked. 

ThatGuyArlo

I'm currently taking an Uber back to Dallas to retrieve my car cause I got so drunk at a work party that my boss drove me home. 

MetalCoresades

ThatGuyArlo said:

I'm currently taking an Uber back to Dallas to retrieve my car cause I got so drunk at a work party that my boss drove me home. 

I blacked out, threw up, and passed out on the toilet at a work party. My coworker took me to his place. My phone also died, so my parents didnt know and they were FREAKING out because I never came home, and they thought I got in an accident or something. 

Killed my chances of hooking up with this milfy other coworker, who, according to others at the party, was all over me until I disappeared.

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

I thought you had a girlfriend ) 

Rex_Capone420

Fuck. My boss just called to tell me that after the sale of the commercial business that they aren’t going to be able to afford me. 

Man i was incredibly loyal over the last few years. Even to the point of where i had to lie to his wife lol. 

What a shitty week man. 

MetalCoresades

FIREJOHNELWAY said:

I thought you had a girlfriend ) 

This was years before I met my girlfriend

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

MetalCoresades said:

FIREJOHNELWAY said:

I thought you had a girlfriend ) 

This was years before I met my girlfriend

Oh I'm an idiot and didn't read the context. I thought that happened recently 

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Rex_Capone420 said:

Fuck. My boss just called to tell me that after the sale of the commercial business that they aren’t going to be able to afford me. 

Man i was incredibly loyal over the last few years. Even to the point of where i had to lie to his wife lol. 

What a shitty week man. 

That sucks sorry bro. On the bright side you have a skill set now that you didn't have before. What do you think you're gonna do? 

Rex_Capone420

Im not sure. Probably look for something in sales. 

Im just upset because i stuck up for my boss a lot throughout his mental health issues the last year and even turned down jobs and it ended up fucking me. 

Change is scary but it doesn't mean bad things. 

This job helped me get over a fear of talking on the phone, and im a really personable person, so ill be able to take the skills ive learned here and be successful somewhere else. 

Rex_Capone420

Me if the cops were to fuck with me right now though

https://youtube.com/shorts/8tvlUqXeiyY?feature=share

Gnomez

@Rex_Capone420 keen to stick in insurance? 

Rex_Capone420

Ya know. Idk. Its fucking boring. But it does pay well. 

If i can get a hybrid remote position, probably yeah. But since i have 3.5 months before im not getting paid i have time. 

My goal is to find something quick so i can be getting paid from both. Hoping to find something where i can be on the move. Like sales rep or something like that. 

Rex_Capone420

Me right now. “Im free!!!!”

Rex_Capone420

Im just so determined to show them it was a mistake. I feel like tom brady being drafted in the 6th round 😂

Xeno

You're definitely a hard worker, man. Sales would def be a good fit, just don't sell me a lemon