YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? (NSFW)

Rex_Capone420

Iv slept pretty much everyone on facebook at this point lol

OPP

yeah ive snoozed at least five or six somewhat close friends. shit sucks, but stop being a faggot ))))

WakeOfAshes

The shit I gotta do to keep my woman happy just shelled out $500 for tix to Gaga in Vegas in January. That ain’t right. How many bands would I pay $500 to see.... I’m having trouble thinking of a single one. At least we can party in Vegas 

Rex_Capone420

I paid $500 to see Tool twice, one of them being a powwow without Maynard ).

My girl at least likes mostly punk bands so most shows are like 10 bucks )

Xeno

WakeOfAshes said:

The shit I gotta do to keep my woman happy just shelled out $500 for tix to Gaga in Vegas in January. That ain’t right. How many bands would I pay $500 to see.... I’m having trouble thinking of a single one. At least we can party in Vegas 

Your girl sounds like an absolute fucking leech

MetalCoresades

I dropped $90 on dinner yesterday. Shit hurts  

That_Guy_Arlo

Y'all niggas getting played

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Arlo wishes someone would play with him.

MetalCoresades

> spend $90 on dinner
>drive her around to stores
>deal with period mood swings
>doesnt put out

I wish someone would play with me too 

FLAT

Bro you don’t put out. 

That_Guy_Arlo

Naw honestly Wake is doing way worse. $90 on dinner is still a lot though, but not the worst. I'm just glad I never went on actual dates with my gf. 

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Cheap bastard

Stoned_Catz

when down on this bitch
felt something weird
looked in the mirror
there was blood on my beard

That_Guy_Arlo

... said:

Cheap bastard

Nah more like we just both understand that we shouldn't base who pays on gender. 

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I'm not disagreeing with you about that. But its not a bad thing to treat each other every now and then 

Gnomez

Stoned_Catz said:

when down on this bitch
felt something weird
She had a penis
Kept going anyway

^ fixed 

Stoned_Catz

yeah no.

and those are lyricks by an 80s punk band

Xeno

MetalCoresades said:

I dropped $90 on dinner yesterday. Shit hurts  

Jesus fucking christ. I've done that like once and it was for a birthday dinner with a groupon. Tf you ordering?

MetalCoresades

Xeno said:

MetalCoresades said:

I dropped $90 on dinner yesterday. Shit hurts  

Jesus fucking christ. I've done that like once and it was for a birthday dinner with a groupon. Tf you ordering?

2 burgers, 4 beers at Kumas  + $20 tip 

FLAT

Props for the 20 but I gotta be wasted to tip that much. And I tip pretty well. I tipped 30 bucks when I was tripping once I was like wtf am I doing oh well.