***Official Movies Thread*** (NSFW)

Dime2

Saw The Blackening last night. Pretty funny, nice satire of horror movies and true to character the black people in the theater talked through the entire thing Lmao 

MetalCoresades

Dear God everything Ive been seeing and hearing about the new Ninja Turtles movie sounds awful. I didnt think TMNT could get worse than Bay's films, then Rise came out, and now this. 

I love TMNT, but man wtf

Dime2

I’ve been hearing the exact opposite. Everyone I know who’s seen it loved it 

MetalCoresades

Dime2 said:

I’ve been hearing the exact opposite. Everyone I know who’s seen it loved it 

I hear nothing but bad things about the interpretation of the Turtles, like Donnie has dreams of being a kpop star, and they act super Tik-tok zoomer, Splinter apparently is gay and in a relationship with an ugly mutant bug, April looks like Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, the voices all sound like they're 5 years old, plus I hate Seth Rogan

I'll still check it out. Hopefully it IS good. But it just looks awful. 

MarcTheFallen

MetalCoresades said:

Dime2 said:

I’ve been hearing the exact opposite. Everyone I know who’s seen it loved it 

 Splinter apparently is gay and in a relationship with an ugly mutant bug, 

Lol what? I just came from the movie and lol what? This is why I don’t listen to people and go and watch to make judgement myself. 

Also movie was good and can’t wait for the sequel 

MetalCoresades

MarcTheFallen said:

MetalCoresades said:

Dime2 said:

I’ve been hearing the exact opposite. Everyone I know who’s seen it loved it 

 Splinter apparently is gay and in a relationship with an ugly mutant bug, 

Lol what? I just came from the movie and lol what? This is why I don’t listen to people and go and watch to make judgement myself. 

Also movie was good and can’t wait for the sequel 

https://boundingintocomics.com/2023/08/01/film-reviewer-claims-seth-rogen-made-splinter-gay-in-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-mutant-mayhem-butchered-the-turtles/

MarcTheFallen

Definitely wasn’t a dude and he’s not gay )

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

MetalCoresades said:

MarcTheFallen said:

MetalCoresades said:

Dime2 said:

I’ve been hearing the exact opposite. Everyone I know who’s seen it loved it 

 Splinter apparently is gay and in a relationship with an ugly mutant bug, 

Lol what? I just came from the movie and lol what? This is why I don’t listen to people and go and watch to make judgement myself. 

Also movie was good and can’t wait for the sequel 

https://boundingintocomics.com/2023/08/01/film-reviewer-claims-seth-rogen-made-splinter-gay-in-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-mutant-mayhem-butchered-the-turtles/

"I've seen the movie and I don't know what you're referencing"

>posts link to obscure random website

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

MC is definitely gonna be the old man who falls for Facebook rage bait when he gets older ) 

MetalCoresades

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT said:

MetalCoresades said:

MarcTheFallen said:

MetalCoresades said:

Dime2 said:

I’ve been hearing the exact opposite. Everyone I know who’s seen it loved it 

 Splinter apparently is gay and in a relationship with an ugly mutant bug, 

Lol what? I just came from the movie and lol what? This is why I don’t listen to people and go and watch to make judgement myself. 

Also movie was good and can’t wait for the sequel 

https://boundingintocomics.com/2023/08/01/film-reviewer-claims-seth-rogen-made-splinter-gay-in-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-mutant-mayhem-butchered-the-turtles/

"I've seen the movie and I don't know what you're referencing"

>posts link to obscure random website

I've seen people talking about it all over Twitter  

MetalCoresades

MarcTheFallen said:

Definitely wasn’t a dude and he’s not gay )

Scumbug is a dude. Everyone is saying he makes out with Scumbug and professes his love for him at the end. That's what I'm referring to. If that's not in the movie, all the better. 

Dime2

Rat daddy raised 4 kids all on his own he deserves to get laid. At this point his options are limited dude he has 4 boys. Let him have this 

MetalCoresades

I'll see it. Hopefully its better than Bay's movies and Rise.

MarcTheFallen

If that review watched the actual fucking movie instead of being a neck beard cunt you would know that scumbug is actually a female and everyone thought she was a dude cause they couldn’t understand her language. Splinter ended up understanding her and said they have a lot in common. Holy fuck 

EpisodeMnH

U highly upset

MarcTheFallen

Irritate 

MetalCoresades

MarcTheFallen said:

If that review watched the actual fucking movie instead of being a neck beard cunt you would know that scumbug is actually a female and everyone thought she was a dude cause they couldn’t understand her language. Splinter ended up understanding her and said they have a lot in common. Holy fuck 

Scumbug has been a male in every other version of the Turtles ever made, and was listed a "HIMSELF" in the promo material. I can see how people would be confused. 

FLAT

That’s his pronoun bigot 

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

MetalCoresades said:

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT said:

MetalCoresades said:

MarcTheFallen said:

MetalCoresades said:

Dime2 said:

I’ve been hearing the exact opposite. Everyone I know who’s seen it loved it 

 Splinter apparently is gay and in a relationship with an ugly mutant bug, 

Lol what? I just came from the movie and lol what? This is why I don’t listen to people and go and watch to make judgement myself. 

Also movie was good and can’t wait for the sequel 

https://boundingintocomics.com/2023/08/01/film-reviewer-claims-seth-rogen-made-splinter-gay-in-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-mutant-mayhem-butchered-the-turtles/

"I've seen the movie and I don't know what you're referencing"

>posts link to obscure random website

I've seen people talking about it all over Twitter  

Ah yes, Twitter. The beacon of rationality and truth

Xeno

MetalCoresades said:

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT said:

MetalCoresades said:

MarcTheFallen said:

MetalCoresades said:

Dime2 said:

I’ve been hearing the exact opposite. Everyone I know who’s seen it loved it 

 Splinter apparently is gay and in a relationship with an ugly mutant bug, 

Lol what? I just came from the movie and lol what? This is why I don’t listen to people and go and watch to make judgement myself. 

Also movie was good and can’t wait for the sequel 

https://boundingintocomics.com/2023/08/01/film-reviewer-claims-seth-rogen-made-splinter-gay-in-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-mutant-mayhem-butchered-the-turtles/

"I've seen the movie and I don't know what you're referencing"

>posts link to obscure random website

I've seen people talking about it all over Twitter  

I'm going to trust the guy that literally just watched the movie