I broke a bong that was given to me about four years ago, a little while back. It sucked. That bong was awesome, ice catcher, percolator, smooth. 'Twas a tragedy.
"Surprising thing is the women who like to get peed on always tend to be from the warmer climates. You'd think the ones in the colder zones would be more inclined but I haven't met one yet. I mean, it's a shock to the system if the body is not properly acclimated, but y'know...leave that to smarter minds than me. Science is a mystery."
>try to have a relationship with this girl >says "things changed" and just wants to be friends >okay.jpg >finally decide to stop wasting time over her >she gets with some other guy >he cheats on her after literally two days >haven't talked to her in a week or so >texts me at like 2am waking me up >"I've been thinking about you a lot lately" >.... >what the fuck, bitch please
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>says "things changed" and just wants to be friends
>okay.jpg
>finally decide to stop wasting time over her
>she gets with some other guy
>he cheats on her after literally two days
>haven't talked to her in a week or so
>texts me at like 2am waking me up
>"I've been thinking about you a lot lately"
>....
>what the fuck, bitch please