Nah this couple was sitting behind us and they talked the ENTIRE FUCKING MOVIE. I'm talking if the movie was 121 minutes, they talked for 120 of them. The movies mostly action so no big deal, but during the dialogue the bitch would be like "WHO IS HE AGAIN? HOWS HE KNOW THE KING DWARF?"
So after the credits I stand up and I'm like "hey thanks for talking through the whole movie that was great" and she said "you're welcome" all smug so I told her dont be a cunt )
Her dude stood up and asked what I said and I said "You know exactly what I said but if you want to step outside we can discuss it further" and he just stood there for a second trying to mean mug me then they left out of the top exit so they didnt have to walk past our aisle )
I went to the second hobbit with some chick and she was on an addy and talked the whole time and this dude in front of us told her to shush like four times. I told her she needed to shut her cock sucker like 16 times.
I went to the second hobbit with some chick and she was on an addy and talked the whole time and this dude in front of us told her to shush like four times. I told her she needed to shut her cock sucker like 16 times.
you should have just unzipped and shut her mouth for her.
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
I personally don't appreciate even my wife walking in on me while I am taking a shit. That's a side of me she doesnt need to see. It's like seeing your parents fuck. As a kid you know it happens, but you dont need to see that shit, unless you are erik and it's on your mom's cell phone.
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
I'd agree. jokes like mine on the last page wasn't really dick riding, nor even flag worthy. It's a chuckle and move on cause it's not some big raging argument like what Erik and Todd do daily.
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So after the credits I stand up and I'm like "hey thanks for talking through the whole movie that was great" and she said "you're welcome" all smug so I told her dont be a cunt
Her dude stood up and asked what I said and I said "You know exactly what I said but if you want to step outside we can discuss it further" and he just stood there for a second trying to mean mug me then they left out of the top exit so they didnt have to walk past our aisle
...I was standing to wipe