The McFuck Approach

MetalCoresades

I cant man. Im way too anxious and scared. And the fact shes fucked before and is talking like this now really intimidates me. 

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

LiveFreeDie

I don’t get it dude you ate out some old lady at a bar before... what’s to be scared of?

MetalCoresades

I am never going to be ready for sex. Im even less ready for what happens after. Im still paranoid I got an STD from the con, and feel regret about it every day. 

LiveFreeDie

You are hyping up sex in your mind way too much.

MetalCoresades

Im just not ready for the emotional and mental strain its going to place on me. 

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Calm down little fella. No need to be that intimidated. Even if it isn't that great when it finally goes down, she's gonna let you do it again.

And again.

SATAN

and now, a metaphor...

MetalCoresades

I'll enjoy these couple months while I can   

Dime

Dude she wants it. Do it. Have her cosplay as some character you like 

MetalCoresades

I am unable to can   

That_Guy_Arlo

This is all so frustrating to read. If y'all break up it's 100% your fault MC. 

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

But you'll get smashed and try to bang some old married broad at a con no problem...

MetalCoresades

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi said:

But you'll get smashed and try to bang some old married broad at a con no problem...

I had a problem with it. I feel horrible it about it. I instantly regretted it, and had a depressed breakdown in front of my friends. I still regret it and feel horrible it happened. And I still think she gave me something. Over all I had and have many problems with. Unfortunately I was black out drunk and lost control of myself. Because if I was sober, it would NOT have happened at all. 

SATAN

The thing is...there's nothing wrong with that. There is something wrong with what's happening now. You've come too far to scuttle your progress

Stoned_Catz

MetalCoresades said:

I cant man. Im way too anxious and scared. And the fact shes fucked before and is talking like this now really intimidates me. 

MetalCoresades

PSYCH said:

The thing is...there's nothing wrong with that. There is something wrong with what's happening now. You've come too far to scuttle your progress

Im just not ready  

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Go cuck yourself.



Shut the lights off and send Dime in there.

MetalCoresades

We all know it'll end in a few months. I'll just enjoy what I have for now, and accept it when it ends. Then I'll go another 6 years before trying to date again, and maybe I'll be ready for sex then. 

MetalCoresades

Me af