The McFuck Approach

Me_

Ed..psst..I'm not in NYC...Duh..Who the hell would live in that dirty place? I'm in the burbs yo...Up here Jamming some 5FDP..Good white trash music...Up here Washing it all away which btw Kicked MAJOR ass at PNC on Sat...FF..you got a sister? Asking for a friend

MetalCoresades

My gf is starting to get a little too sexual in our conversations. Its making me uncomfortable. Even so far as telling me I interrupted her masterbating when I texted her just now. Eeeesh.   

Me_

SHe will smarten up and split and you'll be back on here with the fake rope around your neck

MetalCoresades

Honestly yea... I feel like she just flicked a switch and is all a sudden rearing to go. I still wanna take it slow and ease into it.   

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

MetalCoresades said:

My gf is starting to get a little too sexual in our conversations. Its making me uncomfortable. Even so far as telling me I interrupted her masterbating when I texted her just now. Eeeesh.   

Dick her down you fucking pussy

MetalCoresades

Im scared  

SATAN

She wants it. What's to be scared of?

FLAT

MetalCoresades said:

Honestly yea... I feel like she just flicked a switch and is all a sudden rearing to go. I still wanna take it slow and ease into it.   

Her slow and your slow are two different things. 

MetalCoresades

PSYCH said:

She wants it. What's to be scared of?

I am not ready. Its make ME uncomfortable. 

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

YOU have had 23 years to prepare bitch

Me_

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-dEeBNT4IQ&has_verified=1        MAYBE THIS WILL HELP

MetalCoresades

The_Synthabaga said:

YOU have had 23 years to prepare bitch

24 

SATAN

take it slow and ease into it.   

Rex_Capone420

Trim your nails

SATAN

Take a shower. Put on some cologne. Dress in your most comfortable outfit. Drink a couple of beers.


Let it happen

MetalCoresades

"Masturbating is tiring"
Ehhhhh <_>

MetalCoresades

I sorta mentioned how uncomfortable I am about it, and now she's back on the "we takin it slow anyways" talk.... hopefully avoided it for a while now. Hopefully months from now. 

FLAT

She’s gonna can you. 

Stoned_Catz

MetalCoresades said:

"Masturbating is tiring"
Ehhhhh <_>

try it in the shower with lotions 

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Right now she doesn't want some chad, she wants you. You wait too much longer and she's gonna bail.

You don't have to go all the way at first, but you gotta start somewhere dude. Rub the box for her a little bit. Suck a tit. Bring her to a con of you have to.