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FLAT Posts: 60,700 spicy boy

August 2018

God damnit kill yourself

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

August 2018

Nah

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

August 2018

um MC how can you drive a used car, knowing someone else has drivin it?

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

August 2018

Stoned_Catz said:

um MC how can you drive a used car, knowing someone else has drivin it?

My car isnt sentient, and has never had feelings for another person, nor has been brought to orgasm by another person.

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

August 2018

MetalCoresades said:

Stoned_Catz said:

um MC how can you drive a used car, knowing someone else has drivin it?

My car isnt sentient, and has never had feelings for another person, nor has been brought to orgasm by another person.

really, no one has ever revved its engine.... ?

and havent you seen the movie "Christine"

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

August 2018

My car isnt Christine

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Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

August 2018

I'm in love with my carrrrrrrr
Got a feel
For my automobile

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FLAT Posts: 60,700 spicy boy

August 2018

This chick put her tongue ring back in for you and you won’t even let her suck you off. Actually kinda upset.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

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All I can picture now is her blowing her old bf she was with when she originally got it.

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... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

August 2018

How do you even know that actually happened

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

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Because she was telling me about when she first got it she was dating some guy who took her out to eat immedately after and it got infected. No girl who is dating a dude and gets a tongue ring isnt blowing him.

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That_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies

August 2018

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All I can picture now is her blowing her old bf she was with when she originally got it.

If only she knew where your mouth has been.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

August 2018

Yea. And Id judge the shit out of me too.

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FLAT Posts: 60,700 spicy boy

August 2018

If I was her I wouldn’t let you lick my box after drinking fucking mt dew stew either.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

August 2018

NEEW said:

If I was her I wouldn’t let you lick my box after drinking fucking mt dew stew either.

True

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... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

August 2018

So talk to her about meeting halfway somewhere?

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

August 2018

MetalCoresades said:

MetalCoresades said:

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Well goddammit if you aren't gonna eat the V/booty then let me do it when I'm in Chicago next month

When are you coming?

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

August 2018

someones proly fukkt in your backseat MC

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

August 2018

and nevermind

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

August 2018

I just wanna know when FF is coming to Chicago.

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