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The McFuck Approach

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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Gnomez said:
    > opens MU forum 
    > sees 126 new posts in thread
    > gets excited thinking MC got a date
    > scroll scroll scroll 
    > nup
    > closes thread 
    > goes back to Hawaiian vacation 
    u wan one of those rich Europeans goin to hawii n shit


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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Gnomez said:
    > opens MU forum 
    > sees 126 new posts in thread
    > gets excited thinking MC got a date
    > scroll scroll scroll 
    > nup
    > closes thread 
    > goes back to Hawaiian vacation 
    Check again in another 6 years. I *might* score like one date by then. 
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Bruh you aren't owed a response just cause you think you had a good opening line lol
    I know... just saying I can relate with MC in that not getting a response is the worst. I have more respect for those that would just say the truth. 

    Let's see these jokes Wake.
    I’ve been with my gf for a year next Thursday. I deleted my online dating accounts a long time ago and don’t remember the specifics anymore. I just remember 2-3 times I had a few perfect openings (in my opinion). I remember being very disappointed that at least 2 had no response. I realize that just because I found them hilarious, doesn’t mean they or others would share the same thoughts on it. My point wasn’t “omg I’m so funny” but “I sympathize being disappointed by no responses”. 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Bruh you aren't owed a response just cause you think you had a good opening line lol
    I know... just saying I can relate with MC in that not getting a response is the worst. I have more respect for those that would just say the truth. 


    Dime said:
     #StaySingleDime

     #StayDivorcedWake
     I play dumb cause that ain’t happening. Fuck getting married 
    Or you could just be honest?
    oh 
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Dime said:
     #StaySingleDime

     #StayDivorcedWake
     I play dumb cause that ain’t happening. Fuck getting married 
    Or you could just be honest?
    I have been. She’s knows exactly how I feel. But I’m also not going to keep rehashing the discussion every time she drops hints about it. When she brought it up once, I told her exactly where I was and I listened to what she had to say. She accepted my position and things are well. That said she still drops hints about it, and my response doesn’t need to be a serious rehashing. Playing dumb and playing it off like I don’t get it is perfectly acceptable. No deception, she knows where things are, she just wants more 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Got a reply from the play 2 one. But I fucked up on the follow through, cuz I didnt get a message back after that. I suck lol. 


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    I wouldn't listen to Wake. His girl left him for another Sheila so that means his dick game weak
    thats what i was tryin to conviae.... Ebonics spells it out nicely thou


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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Got two matches last night. 

    First girl is an Evangelion nerd, so I made an Eva joke and got one response out of it. We'll see if it continues. 

    The other has been chatting. We talked about Tobey McGuire all morning. Briefly talked music and shit. Idk where Im going with it, but at least Im getting some chat. 

    Also a girl I kinda know from the music scene randomly started talking to me. We talked for like a half hour, and we're gonna try and meet up at Anime Midwest in two weeks. 
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,307 mod
    You're trying to chit chat too much


  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    agrree with that but wrong chitchat he needs tell her he is gonna lick her from head to toes


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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    You're trying to chit chat too much
    Its the goal. 
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    da bean mc da beans


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    number.... dude get sum n00dz... ask fer buttsechz


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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Looks like I got a date wednesday 
    What are your date plans? 

    And good job sticking with dating and having patience. Note - you’re prob going to fuck up things with these girls, but don’t get discouraged. Learn from what you do wrong and change for next time. Remember- why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves back up again. Again good job man and good luck 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    We're just meeting for drinks. I'm not taking it too seriously because Anime Midwest is next weekend and I'm still kinda hoping I'll meet a girl at the con. But this chick likes me, so I figured "eh, why the hell not?"

    She has been texting me kind of a lot since Saturday though. After going years without texting a girl, it kind of feels weird. Usually I come off as too much and text too much. But in this case I kind of feel its the opposite lol 
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    For the record its this one

    The other has been chatting. We talked about Tobey McGuire all morning. Briefly talked music and shit. Idk where Im going with it, but at least Im getting some chat. 

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