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The McFuck Approach

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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers

    I see why Wakes ex now prefers the beaver.
    Oh so you’re saying being gay is a choice :| yeah ok. 
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited June 2018
    Dime said:
    Yeah but we're trying to help him succeed not crash and burn more
    The approach I laid out has worked for countless times. I didn’t realize you were such a ladies man dime. Why you being such a bitch, give him some of your excellent advice for getting a girl to message him back 
  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I'm not a ladies man, nor am I claiming to be. Who has it worked for countless yimes? Definitely not him. No advice it's better than shit advice and you're so full of shit. You log in every couple of months to brag about some dumb shit we don't even get evidence of that you've accomplished. It's like giving a smoker advice on quitting and just telling them to do meth instead. 
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    It’s worked for me countless times. And the approach (using humor and make them wonder where the conversation is going) is very common in ice breaking. There’s lots of sites out there where people post their beginning tinder conversations, and what I posted is very common. It has a much higher success rate than “would you be interested in chatting” :)))))

  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,706 spicy boy
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,706 spicy boy
    Ive been drinking so Im waiting until the morning to message 
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    It’s worked for me countless times. And the approach (using humor and make them wonder where the conversation is going) is very common in ice breaking. There’s lots of sites out there where people post their beginning tinder conversations, and what I posted is very common. It has a much higher success rate than “would you be interested in chatting” :)))))

     Cool it's worked for you, not everyone is you though. And there's nothing wrong with using humor but what you gave the guy was dumber than what he was gonna use. Makes it sound like he's just some slob betting to see what whore he can score on a dating site.  
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    man i got some shit about bitchz

    Pete Davidson just like this last season was SNL doin a bit about himself bein a loser with chix, now the mophukker is fukkin engaged to Ariana Grande ... premium pussy of this future 

    go figuer man you aint lyin the world changed MC... there is too many hot girls wantin to breaking your loser streak MC ... LOOK AT FF


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    well by goddammt im a loser too bitchz


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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,594 spicy boy
    Iyeah im actually with wake on this one. That probably would have worked. 
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Iyeah im actually with wake on this one. That probably would have worked. 
    no ff was right



    mc ghay


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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Catz is becoming obsessed with me.
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    ... said:
    Catz is becoming obsessed with me.
    what u tryin for ghay sex ? u fhag!


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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited June 2018
    Iyeah im actually with wake on this one. That probably would have worked. 
    Yeah I like how Dimes “I’m not a ladies man but that wouldn’t work”. O’really? Perhaps he would be a ladies man if he took that advice :))))) #StaySingleDime

    im not saying MC would have closed the deal, but my intro would have got a call back. Foot in the door. 
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Iyeah im actually with wake on this one. That probably would have worked. 
    Yeah I like how Dimes “I’m not a ladies man but that wouldn’t work”. O’really? Perhaps he would be a ladies man if he took that advice :))))) #StaySingleDime

    im not saying MC would have closed the deal, but my intro would have got a call back. Foot in the door. 
    dude urah a fukkin asshole in real. life dude no advice from u is good


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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    ... said:
    Catz is becoming obsessed with me.

    That's how you know you're a dick.
    Touche
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    ... said:
    ... said:
    Catz is becoming obsessed with me.

    That's how you know you're a dick.
    Touche
    uve always been a fhag


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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    I'm gonna put you in one of those homes like Happy Gilmore's grandma

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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,706 spicy boy
    4 matches total yesterday. 

    Nerdy chick says "not trying to be your call of booty modern whorefare". So I sent "not looking for a call of booty, but I am looking for my player 2. Hopefully I wont have to go to another castle"

    The others didnt say much about themselves, so Im just sending random ass shit like
    "You've been tasked with disarming a bomb. Do you cut the red wire or the yellow wire?" And shit like that. Fuck it. 
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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