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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Gnomez said:
    WHATS HAPPENING !
    IM DYING OVER HERE IN HAWAII 
    HAVE YOU KISSED HER?
    FINGERED HER?
    EATEN HER OUT YET !!??
    gaddamn u know he fukkin didnt, he is self destruction thinks he knows wtf she is thinkin that hes a loser and ruint the night


    [-(

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    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    btw gnomez ure visa expires gtfo merica


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    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


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  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    I got an esta visa waiver for 18 months and they didn't pick up on the fact I fuck sheep when they took my finger prints at customs 
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    dont ever bring your diseases to the mainland


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    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,575 moneytalker
    Your balls deep is more like 2nd knuckle deep =))

    Either way, good job. Next time watch a movie and get your cuddle on.
    Pass the god damn butter.
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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,575 moneytalker
    Next goal is hand on tit.

    See how that makes you feel lol.
    Pass the god damn butter.
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    We'll see. I need to make it through Midwest without blowing all my chances and destroying my self esteem again. 
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited June 2018
    MetalCucksades said:
    Just got home. Prepared to be bored. 

    We went to a barcade for a couple hours. She invited me back to her place to play more video games. We played Dragon Age for a while, and then I left. I hugged her before I left, and we agreed to get together again. About it. It was awkward as fuck, cuz we're both loser nerds who dont date much. 

    Idk how to feel about her yet. Shes cool. But doesnt have a lot of aspirations or stuff going on outside of vidya. Shes also "bigger" than girls Im usually into. But shes chill, and awkward so Im willing to meet up with her again. Just still scoping out other options too before I go balls deep.
    Sounds great man. And don’t get turned off by “bigger”... I would have described you as “bigger” before you did something about it. She could do something about it too. Get to know who she is inside and take it at the pace you feel comfortable with. Note - inviting you back to her place she was telling you she’d like to make out at least if not more. Not saying you needed to go for any of that, go at your own speed. Just note the signs here are she likes you 
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  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    Good work MC
    Little steps bro
    You met a girl....you went on a date...you went back to her place...you give her a hug goodbye 
    Thats more than you would have done a few months ago 
    #progress 

    Soon we'll amend this to just the Fuck thread and we'll just have to start working on FF 
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    FF has a fuck buddy though :-? 
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Or so we think...
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Another train lady conspiracy :-? 
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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,575 moneytalker
    He's offered no proof of anything.
    Pass the god damn butter.
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Alex will likely meet her at PLV :-? 
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Jobe_Wan_Kenobi said:
    He's offered no proof of anything.
    I forgot I had to get the pending Jobe approval 
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Then get your ass out to the fest. Dont be a bitch
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    edited June 2018
    That chick I matched with yesterday is messaging me and I kinda feel like a piece of shit lol. Is this what Chading is like?
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Nah. Nothing wrong with talking to people,  but it will obviously change if you end up getting with/dating one.
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