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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Rutabaga said:
    thats not your buddy is it?
    no. it could be though.

    Rutabaga said:
    Rutabaga said:
    MetalCrusades said:

    I gotta make sure they're compatible first
    Luckily they have this awesome thing for that called dates. A date isnt a shotgun marriage, dude. You take a girl on a date. If it doesnt work out or you realize you dont like her that much, you go your seperate ways. If you like her, schedule a second date. 

    No one said you have to ask a girl out on day one. But 5 months is retarded. 
    For me, dates are for if we're already a couple. Until then, its not a date. 
    The complete opposite of how dating works for the entirety of America for like 40 years but ok
    I dont know why you're acting like this is the first time you've gotten this from me. I've been saying it for years. I dont date. My exes were friends first. I dont like "going out" with random women that I barely know. I like to get to know them first THEN decide if they are worth pursuing romantically.
    Thats fine, do whatever backwards non productive dating approaches you want. Your friends too. But dont get mad at a girl because your friend is awkward as fuck and doesnt know how to sack up and ask someone out. 
    I'll get mad at whoever I want to. It fucking sucks to get strung along. 
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Rutabaga said:
    thats not your buddy is it?
    no. it could be though.

    Rutabaga said:
    Rutabaga said:
    MetalCrusades said:

    I gotta make sure they're compatible first
    Luckily they have this awesome thing for that called dates. A date isnt a shotgun marriage, dude. You take a girl on a date. If it doesnt work out or you realize you dont like her that much, you go your seperate ways. If you like her, schedule a second date. 

    No one said you have to ask a girl out on day one. But 5 months is retarded. 
    For me, dates are for if we're already a couple. Until then, its not a date. 
    The complete opposite of how dating works for the entirety of America for like 40 years but ok
    I dont know why you're acting like this is the first time you've gotten this from me. I've been saying it for years. I dont date. My exes were friends first. I dont like "going out" with random women that I barely know. I like to get to know them first THEN decide if they are worth pursuing romantically.
    Thats fine, do whatever backwards non productive dating approaches you want. Your friends too. But dont get mad at a girl because your friend is awkward as fuck and doesnt know how to sack up and ask someone out. 
    I'll get mad at whoever I want to. It fucking sucks to get strung along. 

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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    I don't connect with girls in the way most other people do. I dont see a girl and think "oh she's attractive. I should flirt a bit, see if I can get her number, take her out for drinks, and see where it goes". I connect on emotional levels prominently. What makes me interested in a girl is that I already like hanging out with and talking to her, and share interests. 

    By that time comes around, I'm friendzoned. Its a vicious cycle that I will never break. You're absolutely right, my approach keeps me in the same position. But its who I am. 

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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    You forget I'm partially asexual and don't have a strong sex drive or sexual attraction towards girls. 

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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    I've rejected the asexual narrative. I'm just awkward and retarded
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    I've rejected the asexual narrative. I'm just awkward and retarded
    https://youtu.be/1ytCEuuW2_A


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    I've rejected the asexual narrative. I'm just awkward and retarded
    nah dude ive seen retards with more game than yooz


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  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    Rutabaga said:
    thats not your buddy is it?
    no. it could be though.

    Rutabaga said:
    Rutabaga said:
    MetalCrusades said:

    I gotta make sure they're compatible first
    Luckily they have this awesome thing for that called dates. A date isnt a shotgun marriage, dude. You take a girl on a date. If it doesnt work out or you realize you dont like her that much, you go your seperate ways. If you like her, schedule a second date. 

    No one said you have to ask a girl out on day one. But 5 months is retarded. 
    For me, dates are for if we're already a couple. Until then, its not a date. 
    The complete opposite of how dating works for the entirety of America for like 40 years but ok
    I dont know why you're acting like this is the first time you've gotten this from me. I've been saying it for years. I dont date. My exes were friends first. I dont like "going out" with random women that I barely know. I like to get to know them first THEN decide if they are worth pursuing romantically.
    Thats fine, do whatever backwards non productive dating approaches you want. Your friends too. But dont get mad at a girl because your friend is awkward as fuck and doesnt know how to sack up and ask someone out. 
    I'll get mad at whoever I want to. It fucking sucks to get strung along. 
    How did he get strung along? He didnt make a move for half a year and its her fault somehow? Did he ever ask if she had a boyfriend? Already know the answer to that, nope. Because he's probably a fucking pussy. 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    im sorry
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    i know my memes annoy the fukk at of MC..  it stresses him out


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Catz we can only take so many nominations for shittiest meme of 2017 
    the critics are always wrong... right.


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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Nah im ignoring them honestly
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    dude u need some pussy itll change u seriously youll become a man


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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Nah
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    ya nah dood your just a boy then a 250lb boy


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
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