I'm happy for my friend. He might finally score his first girlfriend. Unfortunately she's a foreign exchange student form the Netherlands, so his window is short.
My friend has a thing for a fellow classmate. Shes a foreign exchange student from the Netherlands. Because of that he's been hesitant to straight on ask her out. But he wants to.
They hang out a lot. She even dragged him to some hipster pop bullshit concert, that he would have never have gone to otherwise, and offered to pay for her ticket. She said "no", but he convinced her he got the tix half off so she only paid half her ticket.
I keep telling him to make an actual move and let her know how he feels. He says hes going to, but hes scared that if she says no, that if could hurt the friendship. So I told him "take it from me, it doesnt work. If you have feelings for her, it will destroy you from the inside out of you dont tell her. And it will make the friendship hard anyway. You dont want what happened with me and McFuck". So he's like "ok Ill ask her out". He hasnt yet. Because hes like me.
Saturday, me, him, and her have plans to go to Six Flags for Fright Fest. She told him she was dipping out because her credit cards got froze, and she has no money. My friend decides to white knight and he says he'll pay for everything. I tell him to at least get something out of it. Like tell her its a date so she knows, at the very least. Like this motherfucker is gonna be paying for enterance fees, food, and haunted house enterance for two people all day, and not get anything in return, because theyre not actually dating.
Yea. Hes worse than me actually. Hes never been on a date or had a girlfriend. Im betting he never says or does anything. And she goes back to europe. And he is single and regrets it the rest of his life.
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>gets off on it
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
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Cot damn boi I nu you'd hit me wid dem flags
3 of dem in a row
Y u so mad bro?
You need more work on your suburban Milwaukee white shithead slang
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They hang out a lot. She even dragged him to some hipster pop bullshit concert, that he would have never have gone to otherwise, and offered to pay for her ticket. She said "no", but he convinced her he got the tix half off so she only paid half her ticket.
I keep telling him to make an actual move and let her know how he feels. He says hes going to, but hes scared that if she says no, that if could hurt the friendship. So I told him "take it from me, it doesnt work. If you have feelings for her, it will destroy you from the inside out of you dont tell her. And it will make the friendship hard anyway. You dont want what happened with me and McFuck". So he's like "ok Ill ask her out". He hasnt yet. Because hes like me.
Saturday, me, him, and her have plans to go to Six Flags for Fright Fest. She told him she was dipping out because her credit cards got froze, and she has no money. My friend decides to white knight and he says he'll pay for everything. I tell him to at least get something out of it. Like tell her its a date so she knows, at the very least. Like this motherfucker is gonna be paying for enterance fees, food, and haunted house enterance for two people all day, and not get anything in return, because theyre not actually dating.
Classic McFuckery
I hope he gets a blowie in the haunted house
At least hold her hand or something