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Episode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

September 2016

MetalCrusades said:

Didnt even notice the ass until you pointed it out

I'll take "Signs you may be homosex" for $400 Alex.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,801 spicy boy

September 2016

I thought it was just a retarded pic of your hand, because that would be something you would do.

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

September 2016

its a photoshopped ass

[-(
blue turbins
From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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Gazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies

September 2016

Is this one of those things you have to tilt your monitor to see? Because I'm on my phone and can't see shit.

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Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

September 2016

You must be on one of those teeny tiny iPhones coz I'm on my galaxy and see it perfectly fine.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,801 spicy boy

October 2016

My friend just brought up how I once went on a date to go driving over speedbumps with a girl, lmao )

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,801 spicy boy

October 2016

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,801 spicy boy

October 2016

What is my life?

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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

October 2016

you could just say "nice seeing you too" and then leave it at that

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

October 2016

MetalCrusades said:

What is my life?

So I told him about my pain
And the life I've been through
He just smiled and the laughter came
Then I told him that I love you, and the Devil cried

[-(
blue turbins
From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,683 spicy boy

October 2016

slap said:

you could just say "nice seeing you too" and then leave it at that

This but make sure the message is marked as read first and then wait 4-5 days to respond.

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October 2016 edited October 2016

MetalCrusades said:

My friend just brought up how I once went on a date to go driving over speedbumps with a girl, lmao )

she wanted you to be her speed bump

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,801 spicy boy

October 2016

Stoned_Catz said:

MetalCrusades said:

What is my life?

So I told him about my pain
And the life I've been through
He just smiled and the laughter came
Then I told him that I love you, and the Devil cried

Dio \m/

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

October 2016

Same thing happened with me. I ignored her text and I haven't regretted it one bit. Just remember all the bullshit she bought into your life. You're better off without it, yo. Just be like "Cool seeing you too." Then nothing.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,801 spicy boy

October 2016

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

October 2016

Send that and you're the realest nigga to ever do it

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

October 2016

Do it do it!

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Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

October 2016

Hold on guys....
We need to wait for Eric to reply with his response
Before MC replies to her

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Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

October 2016

I think Erics response will be...

I woulda fucked dat bitch in da ass at da show and then gone hung wid ma crew

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Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

October 2016

Did I get the spelling right?

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