The McFuck Approach

WakeOfAshes

I am now going to start making my posts limited to 4 lines.... and when I have to say more I will spread it out over different posts.  You're going to start seeing 10 posts in a row that are 4 lines each. That way Nola doesnt miss out. You're welcome \m/

MetalCoresades

Ayo did FF leave?

FLAT

Hopefully

MetalCoresades

WakeOfAshes said:

although.... Maybe I should try and get myself some friend-zoned pussy that I can hit up in case shit falls apart in my marriage :-?

Girls cant be friendzoned. Its impossible

NolaFree810

Not true at all

NolaFree810

I've friend zoned 3 girls in my life

MetalCoresades

NolaFree810 said:

I've friend zoned 3 girls in my life

So you wouldnt fuck or date them given the chance?

NolaFree810

Nah

NolaFree810

I dated one but I iediately regretted it and wanted to go back to friends

MetalCoresades

My drummer is starting to agree with my views.
my bass player thinks I need to join the slut life. Nah

MenAreTrash

damn for the first time ever the bass player will be getting the most poon \m/

FLAT

Fuck )

MetalCoresades

BASED said:

damn for the first time ever the bass player will be getting the most poon \m/

We're all pretty beta. But bass player is becoming jaded and pussy obsessed so he's more willing yo fuck and ditch.

Me and drummer are nice guy supremes.

OPP

your band needs fleshlights

MetalCoresades

almostgr1m said:

your band needs fleshlights

One of our friends tried selling us used ones... 

We're like. "Dafuq is wrong with you?"

SATAN

Ewwww

MetalCoresades

SATAN said:

Ewwww

You think a used fleshlight is scust, but not a used vagina? 

SATAN

Duh

Necrothulhu

A vagina has bacteria to clean itself anyway..unless it's diseased n shit

MetalCoresades

Necrothulhu said:

A vagina has bacteria to clean itself anyway..unless it's diseased n shit

You can clean a fleshlight too. 

Same idea applies. You're sticking your dick where another dudes splooge has been