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OFFICIAL: Crazy Bitch & Sex Experiences THREAD

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  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    ew why would you use someone elses razor
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
    edited February 2014

    @Satan :!!

    i don't have anything close to jag. most of my crazy sex shit happened with my current girlfriend. shes a freak. i fucked her in the kitchen while we were waiting on some steak to cook earlier. the kids were in the back room playing. we swing, so i've been a part of some awesome orgies but it's usually just a bunch of drunk naked people

    one of my attorney friends brought a girl home with him from one of my swinger parties. she stayed with him for 3 days and had him ready to leave his wife for her. she was dominican, chocolate dark, and all clean shaven from head to toe. her pussy tasted like honeysuckle. the second day she was there, he passed out drunk and my girlfriend and i fucked her for almost 2 hours. she was saying all kinds of crazy shit like "i want you to put one of those pretty babies in me" (my son was like 3 months at the time) the next day, she demanded that my friend spit on her face while he was hitting it. her biggest drawback was that she was one of those oreo cookie bitches, chocolate on the outside, vanilla inside. she was all into no doubt and gwen stefani and the chili peppers. she dressed all faux-punk. anyways, instead of leaving his wife, my friend sobered up and came clean to her :-O :-t X_X this was like 4 years ago. i got harassing fb messages from the wife for months. i'm still cool with the guy, but i can't believe he did that. only recently have i been allowed back over to his house again. i guess the wife just accepted it, cuz they're still together and she doesn't mention it when i'm around anymore
  • Hybrid69Hybrid69 Posts: 165 juggalo
    You guys are fuckin' weird.....something tells me some of your stories are fake
  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    You're quite the faggot.
  • Hybrid69Hybrid69 Posts: 165 juggalo
    Is that so?? Well thanks for that enlightening information I don't think I could've lived another day without that profound advice...ya bitch,,
  • CJbreck_inyour_mouthCJbreck_inyour_mouth Posts: 35 juggalo
    edited March 2014
    When I had a place of my own, this girl I'm still friends with needed a place to stay. I aske how long, she said 2 weeks, I wasn't really up for that but I said hell with it. So pick her up, and got dinner, and started watching movies. I said I needed to go to bed cause I had to work the next day. She asked why so soon and started kissing me and taking my pants off. With in 20 min we are going pretty hard, and I honestly felt like I was traveling to hell in a heavenly way. Like I was losing my breath cause how long we went. Best sex ever.
    Next morning wake up, and she asked me to take her to school. OHHH SHIT. Good thing she was 17 and I was only 19. Scared shitless. Devin can vouch for me on this girl, she made out with him for a bit, remember haylee man?
    It was weird when asked to fuck in roommates bed room. Btw she only stayed 2 nights. >:)
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
    Hybrid69 said:

    Is that so?? Well thanks for that enlightening information I don't think I could've lived another day without that profound advice...ya bitch,,

    ban plz
  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i feel personally attacked. banplz
  • TyrantTyrant Posts: 2,850 destroyer of motherfuckers

    Devin can vouch for me on this girl, she made out with him for a bit, remember haylee man?

    :|
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
    Wizard said:

    Devin can vouch for me on this girl, she made out with him for a bit, remember haylee man?

    :|
    baby momma?
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,663 spicy boy
  • Hybrid69Hybrid69 Posts: 165 juggalo
    Bunch of pussies you all are quite
  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
    Please make it end
  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 10,361 balls deep
    My ex is in jail for the distribution of methamphetamine.. That bitch is crazy
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  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

    Ah you 3 stooges gonna cwy??? Huh faggot kangaroo?? Ya ya'all gonna cwy about it??? 'monicaa' 'hybrid' '"satan"' - looks like there are a_Ctu-A-l pussies on this site.....

    Deepthroat a harpoon
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy

    My ex is in jail for the distribution of methamphetamine.. That bitch is crazy

    baby momma?
  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 10,361 balls deep
    Sadly
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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
    edited March 2014
    Ky
    Post edited by SATAN on
  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 10,361 balls deep
    Thats what she gets for hanging out with black people
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