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OFFICIAL: Crazy Bitch & Sex Experiences THREAD
Hybrid69
Posts: 165 juggalo
Well, as we had talked about on the other boards making this, DimebagDallas aka bitch thor you were too late to making this - so let's just get this shit started!! What are all your most fucked up experiences and stories with crazy bitches and sex in general? I have a feeling this is just going to be a few people answering lol lots of virgins on these metaluprising boards.....
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Hybrid, new boards but you're the same old asshole. Stealing my shit from the old boards. You are like my little mini me or maybe my little pet monkey. Hey, have any of you guys done a midget? I have been trying to hunt one down but no luck so far. Also, anybody ever do a chick that is a double leg amputee?
When my girlfriend and I first started dating we were still living at home so we'd always go and party at this dudes house just so we could fool around in one of the guest bedrooms. So on St Patricks day we go over and eventually all the people hooking up found their own room or whatever. My two mutual friends ended up hooking up in the room across from us.
As I'm balls deep I hear a loud ass scream and like 2 seconds later the girl busts open the door crying hysterically. I get up and turn on the light and this chick has blood on her thighs so I'm like wtf is this bitch on her period? I go into the next room where they were hooking up and it looks like the prom scene from fucking Carrie or something. Blood everywhere. Like I've never seen that much blood in my life combined. The walls. All over the bed. Puddles on the floor everywhere.
Turns out dude wasnt circumcised so his shit ripped when they were fucking. Dude passed out cuz he lost so much blood and had to get taken by ambulance. In my circle or friends we call it The Saint Patrick's Day Massacre