Tried to fuck a chick with my buddy but she apparently wanted my dick more, possible because he was to drunk to care. So he just sat there eyes closed and listening.
Well one fucked up sex experience i had once when i hooked up wit h this chick after fuckin Uproar 2011 right before we were abt to do it she was rubbing herself and getting off the fuckin bitch asked me ti stick a razor blade in her pussy
That blood story sounds fucked up, could be made into a movie scene. Anyway i'll share 2 recent crazy bitch experiences of mine one being actually 2 nights ago this bitch I was dating a couple weeks back before I dumped her ass on the sidewalk literally broke in a fuckin' window when I wasn't home and not only ransacked my house but put some of the shattered glass under the bed sheets and a love note - had to get 4 stitches, still wondering whether to get the bitch in trouble or try something sexual - any advice? Another classic one was when I picked up this hot redhead chick who was into some deviant shit she had me tie her up and whip/flog her wet pussy until it was literally RED HOT and then violated her with a lemon slice, sounds disturbing but seriously was a fun ass time and STILL she orgasmed twice after we fucked, and best, enjoyed hair being yanked and tits slapped/pinched - c'mon you guys aside from the blood story are lame, let's hear some explicit shit!!
Well one fucked up sex experience i had once when i hooked up wit h this chick after fuckin Uproar 2011 right before we were abt to do it she was rubbing herself and getting off the fuckin bitch asked me ti stick a razor blade in her pussy
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how many ppl here have kids?
Glad my shit's clipped Goddamn.
Every St Patricks day since we toast to The Massacre and the dude gets irate.
Got 2. and.....why?? that was a random question.....