Me and two of my good buddy's were partying at one of there cousins trailers a while back...we'll there cousins decided to go to bed we stayed up drinking...next thing ya know me and my buddy were wrestling...not mad or nothing...just for the hell of it...we'll he had me pinned and I lifted him above my head and through there big ass view window. )
Next thing I know after that my other buddy kept fucking with me all night...calling me a fat bitch...then he called me a fat ass nigger bitch...which he had done before and fought over it so when he did it this time I just went off....what happened was the most epic fight ever... Seriously we both connected with the best blows if our life...fucked each other up good...were friends right after )
His cousins woke up the next morinh with a broken window and trashed trailer and were just like da fukk....and then we started drinking at like 10 am ) ) ) ) )
The best times are when you wake up in the morning and everything is fucked up and you don't exactly know why or you remember shit went down...and there's nothing you can do but crack open another beer.
The most awkward moment I ever had was waking up in this chicks bed with my shoes still on but my pants were missing....never found them....thank god she had some basketball shorts
In New Orleans I fucking felt like I lived through The Hangover
Woke up, phone was gone, but I already knew that. Put my pants on, no car keys. Everything I brought to the room with me is scattered fucking everywhere in the room, including all the cards and money in my wallet...everywhere from looking for my phone and debit card. Feet are blistered to fuck. Remember I walked to the car some time in the middle of the night, so I think maybe, just maybe the keys are there in plain sight. Walk the half mile, nope. I literally just stood there like "Fuck I can't even call anybody. Fuck man I really fucked up."
Eventually I found the keys in the room...Spent the rest of the day looking for my phone up and down Bourbon Street with no luck.
The most awkward moment I ever had was waking up in this chicks bed with my shoes still on but my pants were missing....never found them....thank god she had some basketball shorts
The most awkward moment I ever had was waking up in this chicks bed with my shoes still on but my pants were missing....never found them....thank god she had some basketball shorts
I can only imagine how she felt lol
Yeah it was weird but I died laughing.... I just didn't get it....ended up getting some morning sexy cause I made some good jokes about the situation \m/
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Me and two of my good buddy's were partying at one of there cousins trailers a while back...we'll there cousins decided to go to bed we stayed up drinking...next thing ya know me and my buddy were wrestling...not mad or nothing...just for the hell of it...we'll he had me pinned and I lifted him above my head and through there big ass view window.
Next thing I know after that my other buddy kept fucking with me all night...calling me a fat bitch...then he called me a fat ass nigger bitch...which he had done before and fought over it so when he did it this time I just went off....what happened was the most epic fight ever... Seriously we both connected with the best blows if our life...fucked each other up good...were friends right after
His cousins woke up the next morinh with a broken window and trashed trailer and were just like
Woke up, phone was gone, but I already knew that. Put my pants on, no car keys. Everything I brought to the room with me is scattered fucking everywhere in the room, including all the cards and money in my wallet...everywhere from looking for my phone and debit card. Feet are blistered to fuck. Remember I walked to the car some time in the middle of the night, so I think maybe, just maybe the keys are there in plain sight. Walk the half mile, nope. I literally just stood there like "Fuck I can't even call anybody. Fuck man I really fucked up."
Eventually I found the keys in the room...Spent the rest of the day looking for my phone up and down Bourbon Street with no luck.
> sexy zombie nurse
> tells me she loves to make out when she's drunk
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> made out with about 5 chicks at the party
> gets no pussy