Dude from Stolen Throne that I was in is a fucking faggot, but man the parties were dope.
We were all trashed, got like 20+ people at his crib. That he was renting from a nazi ass landlord btw.
3 in the morning or so and he decides he wants to make a watermelon explode by throwing it at the wall.
It went through the wall and fell in between the plaster all the way to the bottom and he couldn't get it out. )
A lil later they decide to cook 2 pounds of bacon. Forgot about it on the stove and it all set on fire so they took the pan and threw it outside in the snow. )
Next morning his boy ollied off the roof wit a skateboard while drunk as shit and fucked up his ankle. )
how was your friday nights? you finally beat level 20 on some game and drank a whole 12 pack of dr. pepper. man you must have had such a sugar rush going. ky.
Just remembered this post and had to come back to read it. Fucking deceased lmaoooo. )
One new year my friend brought this chick the party and was trying to get with her, all while texting another girl trying to get with her. Got drunk and when the one girl asked to borrow his phone, he didn't even think and handed it to her. Other chick texts him while the girl has rhe phone, hilarity ensued. My friend realized like 10 minutes after she was gone "oh shit dude I forgot I was texting insert random name" so we run outside looking for the other girl and she's basically drunk playing an anger filled version of hide and seek. She comes out of nowhere and my friend tries to play it off like he missed her while casually asking for the phone back hoping no damage was done. She's like "she fucking texted you I know you were talking to her"
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We were all trashed, got like 20+ people at his crib. That he was renting from a nazi ass landlord btw.
3 in the morning or so and he decides he wants to make a watermelon explode by throwing it at the wall.
It went through the wall and fell in between the plaster all the way to the bottom and he couldn't get it out.
A lil later they decide to cook 2 pounds of bacon. Forgot about it on the stove and it all set on fire so they took the pan and threw it outside in the snow.
Next morning his boy ollied off the roof wit a skateboard while drunk as shit and fucked up his ankle.
Girlfriend on the right, friend on left
>break lid to skillet
>throw chair at window
>shatters
duh