I have early morning classes so I can do shit throughout the day. Get my work done then I have time to fuck around. It's not a hard concept. I don't understand why the old fucks on this forum love to chime in on everything someone does. It's just the internet. LOL
Another lol >says Todd & I don't party >We both post pics and video >Says it's not us >LOL
Make up your mind
i mean...don't you have some more partying to do? why are you wasting time arguing with some old guy online? isn't there some slut next to you ready to fuck???
Still up drinkin at 8 am Out of beer soon Still carving pumpkins with sharp things and Debating on crackin th jack Or passing out til the beggers show up at 3 pm
Behold, the funniest drunk story I have ever heard from any of my friends. I'm just going to write it out like the convo
Me: So did you guys end up getting a stripper that night? Him: Funny you should ask that Me: Oh shit Him: Tyler wasn't feeling good around 11, and his girlfriend got off at 12 and in his words "I don't want her opening the door while I'm balls deep in some stripper." So he decided to pass on that. Me: Damn that sucks Him: But it doesn't end there. Around this time I started looking for escorts because I really wanted to get laid and I figure it's not cheating if I pay for it. So I finally find one and I'm on my way to her place when she asks me to wait another 20 minutes. Dude I'm already fucking in her neighborhood, which...you know how over the high level bridge, to the right is downtown and to the left is that place you do not want to go. Yeah she lives over there. So I park around the block because I'm not going driving around fucking drunk for 20 minutes just to blow time. Plus I figure maybe I could nod off, it's like 1 am and I figured she'd call me when she was back. Next thing I know, I wake up in my car and it's almost 7 in the morning.
so was drunk as fuck and some buddies wanted some alcohol so i went to walmart to buy them two cases. get to the checkout and the lady says, yeah i'm not selling to you you are already drunk. i was like fucking gay yaoming.jpg. went back, grabbed two more cases and went to a different lane ) the dude said the lady told him not to sell to me so i was like peace i'll just go somewhere else. went across the street and bought it.
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Chance of getting it in 90 percent
Out of beer soon
Still carving pumpkins with sharp things and
Debating on crackin th jack
Or passing out til the beggers show up at 3 pm
Me: So did you guys end up getting a stripper that night?
Him: Funny you should ask that
Me: Oh shit
Him: Tyler wasn't feeling good around 11, and his girlfriend got off at 12 and in his words "I don't want her opening the door while I'm balls deep in some stripper." So he decided to pass on that.
Me: Damn that sucks
Him: But it doesn't end there. Around this time I started looking for escorts because I really wanted to get laid and I figure it's not cheating if I pay for it. So I finally find one and I'm on my way to her place when she asks me to wait another 20 minutes. Dude I'm already fucking in her neighborhood, which...you know how over the high level bridge, to the right is downtown and to the left is that place you do not want to go. Yeah she lives over there. So I park around the block because I'm not going driving around fucking drunk for 20 minutes just to blow time. Plus I figure maybe I could nod off, it's like 1 am and I figured she'd call me when she was back. Next thing I know, I wake up in my car and it's almost 7 in the morning.