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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Alex said:

    I think Maui Wowie did me best over the years.

    Dude, THAT was actually the first strain I ever smoked in my life. I had barely smoked a few cigarettes over the last few days and got better at inhaling, but I had no idea what I was in for. You can believe that I was fucked for quite a while.

    First Time Weed Smoke + Maui Wowie = Tasty Subs.
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner

    if i talk into a fan it talks back to me in a weird voice

    Like from Tommy Boy

  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,841 spicy boy
    grape ape....super lemon haze.....those are two amazing strains
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,763 spicy boy
    sbs_will said:

    Alex said:

    I think Maui Wowie did me best over the years.

    Dude, THAT was actually the first strain I ever smoked in my life. I had barely smoked a few cigarettes over the last few days and got better at inhaling, but I had no idea what I was in for. You can believe that I was fucked for quite a while.

    First Time Weed Smoke + Maui Wowie = Tasty Subs.
    you had to practice inhaling?
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner

    sbs_will said:

    Alex said:

    I think Maui Wowie did me best over the years.

    Dude, THAT was actually the first strain I ever smoked in my life. I had barely smoked a few cigarettes over the last few days and got better at inhaling, but I had no idea what I was in for. You can believe that I was fucked for quite a while.

    First Time Weed Smoke + Maui Wowie = Tasty Subs.
    you had to practice inhaling?
    No, that's not what I meant. I was out visiting some friends in Montana at the time. No phone, no way to get caught doing anything. This is where I smoked tobacco and weed for the first times in my life.

    I hated the taste of normal cigarettes, but I loved menthol, and because I smoked a bunch of those, I got better at inhaling, because I wasn't really good at it at all, but I got better.

    The morning after I got there, I technically smoked weed for the first time (though I don't count it) because my friends dad had a little bit of a roach left he was smoking when I got up there. So I didn't get much off it at all, and I wasn't good at inhaling, but I did feel a little light-headed, maybe a .5 or a 1 out of ten, so I thought, "Okay, I can handle this. No problem."

    Couple days later, being better at inhaling then I was, my friends dad rolled up a joint of maui wowie for me and him. And I was BLOWN.
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,763 spicy boy
    tl;dr who needs to practice inhaling we do it all the time
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,841 spicy boy
    im high as fuck
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner

    tl;dr who needs to practice inhaling we do it all the time

    Eh, whatever. I'm just saying, I had to get better at it before I really got it.
    rexum420 said:

    im high as fuck

    Me too dude....that green crack was some good shit. I'm gonna go smoke some more nwo.
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,763 spicy boy
    only sober person in the mary jane thread :-<
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,841 spicy boy
    iv been smoking weed since 1 pm lol
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,763 spicy boy
    edited September 2012
    :-<

    i can't sleep because haven't smoked. today was day 2 and unlike other times i've tried to quit i haven't craved it yet but i can definitely tell i want it. my hands are shaky i just need to give it some time
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    Episode said:

    Lol, I had my boi over yesterday, we had to finish writing a track for the mixtape, 'cause he's on it. He came over faded, and it was silent, all of a sudden he's like ".......You wanna smoke some loud?", so I was like "Yea, if you want to, I'm not gonna be thirsty, I don't have money to throw in.", so he asked where we can smoke, 'cause my parents weren't home, it was just me and him, and I said in the room we were in and we could just crack the windows and spray the room down, or in 1 of 2 other rooms that we could just close the door after we were done, 'cause my parents never go in there. So, he got kinda paranoid, and was like "Nah, they're gonna know.", and I told him I constantly smoke in 1 of those 3 rooms all the time, and never had an issue, that it's fine, and he's like "Nah, let's just go out to my car.", and I said that was even worse, 'cause he was parked on the curb, and pigs constantly roll down my block, and he has untinted windows, it was broad daylight, plus, I have the nosiest neighbors of all time, I literally see them peeking through the cracks of their blinds literally every time I go outside like I'm gonna kill someone or some shit. So anyways, we couldn't pick a place to smoke, but he was high as shit, and kept saying "You wanna smoke some loud?" repeatedly for the next 20-30 minutes, wit the same outcome every time, him being too paranoid to smoke in the house, me being too paranoid to go smoke in his car. So, we never ended up smoking. :-|

    I used to get seriously paranoid smoking weed.
    So much so that I could have a small pipe at home alone, and then I'd convince myself that my mother was about to come and visit and I'd be freaking out opening doors and windows to air the place...
    In the middle of the fucking night!?
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    75 percent of the time when a little high school kid thinks hes smokin a certain strain the dealer prob just made it up to sell it better..
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker

    :-<

    i can't sleep because haven't smoked. today was day 2 and unlike other times i've tried to quit i haven't craved it yet but i can definitely tell i want it. my hands are shaky i just need to give it some time

    its all in your head bro, your not fukkin shaking lol
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,763 spicy boy
    Bullshit im not shaking badly but i cant hold my hands still. Just like someone trying to quit another drug
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,927 spicy boy
    NolaMetal said:

    75 percent of the time when a little high school kid thinks hes smokin a certain strain the dealer prob just made it up to sell it better..

    more like 95%

    when i used to sell acid, kids always wanted to know what it was called. i just named it according to the color of the paper i put it on. i had some on green paper, so i called it "frog acid". i had some on brown paper, so i called it "the shit". so forth and so on. dorks would jump all over that shit, thinking they had something special. one time, i was really broke, so i just cut out some magazine paper and sold it to some fat girl, telling her it was acid. she even called me later to tell me how fucked up she was :-?
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,763 spicy boy
    lmao. the only time i believe its the correct strain is if some gets it straight from colorado or something. i used to have a dude that got his stuff mailed to him by an uncle that grew for a dispensary. it had all of the vacuum seals labeled with what it was.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,841 spicy boy

    lmao. the only time i believe its the correct strain is if some gets it straight from colorado or something. i used to have a dude that got his stuff mailed to him by an uncle that grew for a dispensary. it had all of the vacuum seals labeled with what it was.

    just buy from who grow it...they know the strains

  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

    Well I am now in Barcelona Spain.
    Went for a walk yesterday hoping to find some mj or mdma,.... and all I found was hookers.
    About 7 of them asked me if I wanted to fuck.

    Where were all the dealers?
    Hopefully I'll do better today.
    My goal,... mdma,... cuz I've never done it.

    And I am going to buy some Absinthe. Looking for the green fairy.
    Haven't found her yet.

    How was Italy?
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