A few years ago I was leaving work early, excited to be going deep sea fishing the next day. Running thru the office I lept thru an internal doorway to the admin area, except instead of getting length with my jump I got too much height and smacked my forehead on the door frame. It took my legs out from under me and I was left sitting on my arse in the admin room with all the office girls gaping at me and wondering what the big "thud" had been. I was bright red with embaressment and stood up and rubbed by head, only to find blood on my hand. I drove home and when my wife saw me she thought I should go to A&E. I really didn't want to as I wanted to go fishing the next day. Went to A&E and got 8 stitches in my head. The only stitches I've ever had.....
.....the doc said I couldn't go to sleep until after 11pm in case I had delayed concussion. The next day I got up at 5am to drive to where the fishing boat was leaving from. As soon as we parked the car I chundered (vomitted) all over the car park.....I still went out fishing for the entire day and spent the whole day chundering over the side of the boat or lying flat on my back in the boat trying not to chunder
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YOU SCARRED ME FOR LIFE!!! I CANT EVEN TAKE A PISS IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM WITHOUT FEELIN LIKE THERES SOMEONE LOOKIN AT MY DICK...
fuck.
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
your cock in your boyfriend's ass isn't either
I know Dayna's secret
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)