drinkwine732Posts: 20,418destroyer of motherfuckers
I got detention in middle school for a fight, but that was it. Never really got in any trouble in high school, even though I did way too many drugs for me to get away with it.
When I was in fourth grade I think, I got an in school suspension because this bitch was at the top of the slide and wasn't going down and I wanted to go down the slide, so I kicked the bitch down the slide.
Our detention was in the old gym, where the drama club stage was also located at the end of the basketball court. 2 students had isolated desks reserved for them up on the stage and were not allowed to sit with the rest of the delinquents because they caused too many problems.
We have this old classroom that no one is currently using. So its basically you and the "teacher" the guy who is suppose to be watching you is normally nursing a hangover.
I got a crapload of detentions and a decent amount of ISS in high school. I also had Saturday school a few times
breakfast club? :-?
I got a crapload of detentions and a decent amount of ISS in high school. I also had Saturday school a few times
We stopped Saturday school. Now you have to stay after school for 2-4 hours on a Friday. I got one for calling a kid a bitch in class. Everybody was thinking it, but I was the one to say it.
what? you got a detention for swearing in HS? nobody really cared that much if i swore in HS. most teachers would just tell you to knock it off.
"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
i got suspended from HS once. story goes like this, during a pep rally in the beginning of the year the cheerleaders threw a gigantic beach ball into the crowd. after school i was on the way home with my friends and i got an idea *-:) the very next pep rally we threw a blow up doll into the crowd ) unfortunately it had no genitalia but that was all we could find. i was originally suspended for 5 days and my mom went in there and complained and they changed it to 3. i told her she shoulda just left well enough alone lol. but this was the day before christmas break so i got 14 days off instead of 11 like everyone else lol.
"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
also, it was very difficult trying to blow that thing up without getting caught lol. we had like 8 people surrounding it and covering it with sweatshirts. i was the one blowing it up and a teacher started to walk over as it was almost done so one my friends just grabbed it and threw it into the crowd lol. as the teacher was escorting me and my friend (the one that actually threw it) out of the gym to the principals office the entire crowd gave us a stand ovation ) i was so proud ">
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"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
I remember when my brother was all pumped for getting a pager. He is 8 years older than me. Even back then I remember when he was showing it off to me I was like you receive a number on it then have to find a phone to call the number? Cool :-<
Maybe I was too young to care lol
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WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
edited July 2012
in retrospect i wish i got suspended from high school at least once, for one thing its bad ass for seconds i coulda used an extra vacation ... getting suspended really meant dick in the long run as long as it wasnt all the time
Worst I ever received was a "1,2,3,5" in Jr. High. Basically you got to choose between 1 day where your parent came to school with you (FUCK NO), 2 swats from the VP, 3 days suspension (No way my mom would sign off on this), or 5 hours Saturday detention (no thanks).
So I head to the VP the next day for my swats. Dude pulls out this 2 foot long board and tells me to put my hands on my knees in the middle of the room. He then does a 2 step swing into my ass with the board, launching me off the ground and causing me to crash head first into the cement wall 5 feet away. Instant tears stream out but I didnt dare make a sound cause half the school was on the other side of the door listening because everyone knew when someone was getting hit. The second one was the absolute worst... Because you knew what was coming and you had to take it again. At least the second time I was able to use my hands to soften the impact with the wall.
You were given permission to stand at your desk for the rest of the day... which was nice cause no fucking way I could sit after that. it was brutal.
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
I hate coffee
This, it is disgusting.
coffee is like beer, you get used to it then love it
also like cigarettes. Once you get past the initial disgusting period and build up a nice addiction to the substance.... then it's the greatest thing in the world.
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the very next pep rally we threw a blow up doll into the crowd
unfortunately it had no genitalia but that was all we could find. i was originally suspended for 5 days and my mom went in there and complained and they changed it to 3. i told her she shoulda just left well enough alone lol. but this was the day before christmas break so i got 14 days off instead of 11 like everyone else lol.
i was so proud
Maybe I was too young to care lol
So I head to the VP the next day for my swats. Dude pulls out this 2 foot long board and tells me to put my hands on my knees in the middle of the room. He then does a 2 step swing into my ass with the board, launching me off the ground and causing me to crash head first into the cement wall 5 feet away. Instant tears stream out but I didnt dare make a sound cause half the school was on the other side of the door listening because everyone knew when someone was getting hit. The second one was the absolute worst... Because you knew what was coming and you had to take it again. At least the second time I was able to use my hands to soften the impact with the wall.
You were given permission to stand at your desk for the rest of the day... which was nice cause no fucking way I could sit after that. it was brutal.