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Fuck my faggot roommate who I called my friend for so many years.

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JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,738 mod

March 2012

<_>

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Andysback Posts: 2,228 just the tip

March 2012

no fucking in the shower? dumb rule and you should get over it

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,845 spicy boy

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You should write up a roommate agreement and have him sign it. Punishment for violating the agreement is relocation... or death

Thats what im gonna do when i get to college

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NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker

March 2012

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Necrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies

March 2012

I can bet no one would still follow that because they know you won't kill them or get them relocated

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MarcTheFallen Posts: 26,673 master of ceremonies

March 2012

You should write up a roommate agreement and have him sign it. Punishment for violating the agreement is relocation... or death

Thats what im gonna do when i get to college
and it continues...

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Da_Muffinz Posts: 2,972 balls deep

March 2012

http://youtu.be/8X_Ot0k4XJc

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

March 2012

MC part of your agreement should be that you have to eat pussy once a semester.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,845 spicy boy

March 2012

no

>-)

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Necrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies

March 2012

Then no contract

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

March 2012

Then no contract

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,845 spicy boy

March 2012

i cant even do that kind of stuff at the school i'm going to without getting expelled.

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Necrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies

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i cant even do that kind of stuff at the school i'm going to without getting expelled.
You can't have sex or anything sexual? That school is an abomination of America...someone call up Varg to burn the place down

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,845 spicy boy

March 2012

i cant even do that kind of stuff at the school i'm going to without getting expelled.
You can't have sex or anything sexual? That school is an abomination of America...someone call up Varg to burn the place down
welcome to Christian college :-bd

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Necrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies

March 2012

i cant even do that kind of stuff at the school i'm going to without getting expelled.
You can't have sex or anything sexual? That school is an abomination of America...someone call up Varg to burn the place down
welcome to Christian college :-bd
I know of plenty christian colleges where they don't care what you do with your dick

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MarcTheFallen Posts: 26,673 master of ceremonies

March 2012

Christian and Catholic girls are some of the sluttiest out there lol

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,845 spicy boy

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Couple of the ones i applied at had rules of the school contracts like no drugs, alcohol, porn, or sex on campus.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,845 spicy boy

March 2012

Also mandatory church and service work if i recall

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ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer

March 2012

oh and to top everything off, Alexs roomate is ugly as anything ive ever seen

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Necrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies

March 2012

Wtf kind of christian college are you going to?

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