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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    It's an Orca =;
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  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    Do you see any sea monsters on your local beach? [-(
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    EMINEM Stabbed By Crazed Fan Outside LA Nightclubimage


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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
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  • jagjag Posts: 5,033 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Seems legit :bz
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
    IMMOKALEE, FL (KCTV) -
    A 37-year-old Florida woman allegedly stabbed her boyfriend with an 8-inch-long kitchen knife after he farted in her face during an argument.

    And perhaps not surprisingly, deputies say alcohol helped fuel the argument.

    The Immokalee woman told Collier County detectives that she stabbed her boyfriend of six years after an argument broke out while the two were watching a nightly television program.

    Burns' boyfriend told deputies that they began arguing over money. They both got up and went into the kitchen.

    That was when Burns said her boyfriend walked by and farted in her face, according to an arrest report.

    According to the report, Burns confronted him about the fart and he became agitated, ordering her to shut up.

    That's when deputies say the argument escalated and became physical between Burns and the 53-year-old boyfriend, Willie Butler. He allegedly chased her through the kitchen and threw a knife at her, which missed, according to the arrest report.

    When authorities responded to a report of a possible stabbing, deputies found Burns' boyfriend standing front of his mailbox. He had cuts to his abdomen and left forearm.

    While deputies were talking to him, they could smell a strong odor of alcohol from him.

    He told authorities that Burns threw a kitchen knife at him, striking him in the abdomen. He then said she ran out of the house and returned shortly where another argument took place.

    This time, Burns struck him with a stick in the left arm, causing another cut, according to court documents.

    Burns' boyfriend made no mention of the alleged fart, but did tell deputies that if Burns returned, "he would kick her (butt) and take care of her."

    Burns denied cutting Butler, according to the arrest report. Butler was so intoxicated and combative that deputies said they could not obtain a sworn statement from him.

    Burns remains in custody on a $50,000 bond.
  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    LOL @ "the alleged fart"
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  • TigerTiger Posts: 2,116 balls deep
    We have Cicadas around here, but they dont go berzerk like the article that was posted. @-)
    Apparently people cook them as well? FUUUUUUUUK DAT!! :-& those things are creepy looking...
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    The cicadas that were being talked about are the 17 year ones. Much different than the normal ones. These ones come out like a damn army
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    I ate one raw. No need to cook.
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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    so awesome

    http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/473597/20130601/bnp-edl-hate-fascist-badgers.htm

    A rally by extremists from the British National Party and the English Defence League was dwarfed by opposition campaigners staging rival protests in London on Saturday 1 June.

    Shortly after lunch, a die-hard core of around 50 BNP and EDL supporters was confronted outside parliament by hundreds of activists from anti-extremist groups including Unite Against Fascsim and Hope Not Hate.

    But in the event, both groups were upstaged by agitators of a different stripe. Decked out from head to toe in black and white, the group that won the day were campaigning for neither for race war nor ethnic equality, but an end to the government's cull on badgers.

    And it was the pro-badger campaigners who appeared to steal a march on the political activists.

    Young women dressed in fake fur were seen chasing doughty nationalist supporters down London's Whitehall as a large number of security forces in iridescent jackets looked on from police lines.

    Led by Queen guitarist Brian May, protesters in fancy dress demanded an end to the government's cull of badgers, brought in to stop the spread of bovine tuberculosis.

    They chanted: "Smash the cull! Smash the BNP!"

    BNP candidate Clifford Le May was left with a bloody nose after being caught up in a rival enclave of human rights activists.

    The BNP's leader, Nick Griffin, had earlier backed down on his threat to defy a police ban and march on Woolwich after the murder of Drummer Lee Rigby. Rigby's family had issued a statement appealing for calm.

    Police invoked powers under the public order act to force demonstrators to move back from Old Palace Yard, demanding activists from all sides return to their pre-arranged areas.

    Two anti-extremist campaigners were arrested near the Cenotaph after attempting to block the path of the BNP and EDL, who had been granted permission to march by the police.

    "It's a shame we can't just cull the EDL and let the badgers march. Who wouldn't want to see marching badgers!" said protester Ian Power on Twitter.
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  • SandyVaginaSandyVagina Posts: 618 just the tip
    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-man-charged-with-having-sex-with-pit-bull-at-city-pound-20130601,0,3836644.story

    Man charged with having sex with pit bull at city pound

    By Carlos Sadovi
    4:38 p.m. CDT, June 1, 2013



    A 50-year-old man who had been on a tour at the city pound was charged with having sex with a pit bull, prosecutors said in court today.

    Gerardo Perez, of the 2500 block of West 38th Street, was charged with having sexual conduct with an animal, a felony, and burglary, according to police.

    Perez was arrested after he and a group took a tour of the Chicago Animal Care and Control Facility at 2741 S. Western Ave. on May 29, prosecutors said.

    After the man broke off from the tour group, an employee of the facility spotted him going into a restricted area, prosecutors said. After the employee told the man to leave the restricted area, the man left but returned a short time later.

    When the employee returned, he found the man inside the restricted area again and inside a cage with a white and grey pit bull, prosecutors said.

    The employee found the man on his hands and knees on the side of the dog, and it appeared the man had just had sexual contact with the animal, prosecutors said.

    The man made "inculpatory statements regarding sexual conduct with the dog" to several employees of the facility, police said.

    After the man gave his license to a security guard at the facility, the police arrested him at his home on Friday, police said. The burglary charge involved his being in the restricted area of the facility, according to court officials.

    His bail was set at $80,000.
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    A little old, but still =))

    i am about a 10 minute walk from the Lake Region high school.

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  • BlindGuardian93BlindGuardian93 Posts: 4,988 jayfacer
    Tiger said:

    We have Cicadas around here, but they dont go berzerk like the article that was posted. @-)
    Apparently people cook them as well? FUUUUUUUUK DAT!! :-& those things are creepy looking...

    I have a ton of trees around my house. In the dirt there are holes starting to show, no bugs yet. My dog has been going ballistic all over the back yard though trying to dig
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfbOSBKU5uQ

    this happened the other day
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  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    http://sourcefednews.com/satanic-temple-weds-gay-couple-on-phelps-grave/

    The satanic ritual known as “Pink Mass”, was performed twice with two same sex couples. The first couple was two men, and the second were two women. When the husbands and brides kissed it was on top of the former Phelps headstone and a photograph was snapped for all of the internet to enjoy.

    The best (or worst, depending on how you feel about desecration) part of the whole thing is that according to the Satanic Temple’s officials:

    “Upon completion of the Pink Mass ceremony, Catherine Johnston (Phelps’ mom) is now gay in the afterlife.”

    According to her son Freddy’s beliefs, that means Mama Phelps has been cast into the underworld if she wasn’t there already.

    Photos of the ceremony are available on the hijacked website, Westboro-baptist.com. The temple encourages more same-sex couple to participate in the ritual, although it may be only a matter of time before a security detail is put around the grave.
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