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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    nerp, pierogies with peppers and balasmic vinegar is where its at
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  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    Toaster Strudel Conction

    Ingredients:
    Toaster strudel
    Toaster Strudel frosting
    Nutella
    Peanut Butter

    1. Toast the Toaster Strudels
    2. Once done, take Toaster STrudels out of f toaster
    3. Apply Nutella to one Toaster Strudel, peanut butter to the other.
    4. Apply frosting to both strudels
    5. Put both strudels together
    6. Diabeetus.
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    edited July 2011
    I hate balasmic vinegar, so no
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    Tis one of my fav mealss :-D
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  • AdamAdam Posts: 11,533 balls deep
    7 tablespoons unsalted butter, plus more for the dish
    Kosher salt
    1 pound elbow macaroni
    1 small onion, finely chopped
    2 stalks celery, finely chopped
    3 cups shredded rotisserie chicken
    2 cloves garlic, minced
    3/4 cup hot sauce (preferably Frank's)
    2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
    2 teaspoons dry mustard
    2 1/2 cups half-and-half
    1 pound yellow sharp cheddar cheese, cut into 1-inch cubes (about 3 1/2 cups)
    8 ounces pepper jack cheese, shredded (about 2 cups)
    2/3 cup sour cream
    1 cup panko (Japanese breadcrumbs)
    1/2 cup crumbled blue cheese
    2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley
    Directions
    Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F and butter a 9-by-13-inch baking dish. Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil; add the pasta and cook until al dente, about 7 minutes. Drain.

    Meanwhile, melt 3 tablespoons butter in a large skillet over medium heat. Add the onion and celery and cook until soft, about 5 minutes. Stir in the chicken and garlic and cook 2 minutes, then add 1/2 cup hot sauce and simmer until slightly thickened, about 1 more minute.

    Melt 2 tablespoons butter in a saucepan over medium heat. Stir in the flour and mustard with a wooden spoon until smooth. Whisk in the half-and-half, then add the remaining 1/4 cup hot sauce and stir until thick, about 2 minutes. Whisk in the cheddar and pepper jack cheeses, then whisk in the sour cream until smooth.

    Spread half of the macaroni in the prepared baking dish, then top with the chicken mixture and the remaining macaroni. Pour the cheese sauce evenly on top.

    Put the remaining 2 tablespoons butter in a medium microwave-safe bowl and microwave until melted. Stir in the panko, blue cheese and parsley. Sprinkle over the macaroni and bake until bubbly, 30 to 40 minutes. Let rest 10 minutes before serving.


    My favorite dish ever.
  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 10,361 balls deep
    fire sauce
    on errythang
    I love you <3
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  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    SUGAR
    WATER
    PURPLE
    \m/
  • SantanaSantana Posts: 16,743 juggalo
    It's something Asian lol.
    lol yeah that's it
  • streetsstreets Posts: 3,351 just the tip
    Elbow Macaroni
    Butter
    Milk
    Ketchup*

    *optional, but it tastes soooooo much better with it

    Cook macaroni until al-dente in water. Drain macaroni. Put macaroni back into pot. Add 1tablespoon of butter and 3 cups of milk to pot. Stir until it boils. Take pot off of heat and let sit for 5-10 minutes. Serve in a bowl. add ketchup if desired
  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    Elbow Macaroni
    Butter
    Milk
    Ketchup*

    *optional, but it tastes soooooo much better with it

    Cook macaroni until al-dente in water. Drain macaroni. Put macaroni back into pot. Add 1tablespoon of butter and 3 cups of milk to pot. Stir until it boils. Take pot off of heat and let sit for 5-10 minutes. Serve in a bowl. add ketchup if desired
    i eat that except instead of ketchup i put in drained diced tomatoes
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Something my mom showed me that's good is put ketchup and parmesean on noodles. I prefer butter, garlic, and Parmesan but both are good.
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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,643 spicy boy
    sriracha Pictures, Images and Photos

    d00dz brofist.....not to many people around here know about that shit so it always surprises me when i see it or someone brings it up....that shit is the best hot sauce on the planet...im a fan of spicy stuff but it has to be cooked right...i hate shit that is spicy just for the hell of being hot

  • Ace_Deputy_CheezeAce_Deputy_Cheeze Posts: 14,736 jayfacer
    lol, Sriracha is like pretty much mandatory in the restaurants here.
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Yeah, once I had it I could never go back to Frank's Red Hot
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  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    edited August 2011
    I prefer franks red hot, but siracha is good too

    This burger place by my house grills the burger in franks red hot, then tops it with pepperjack cheese and beer battered jalapenos. Then I throw some ranch on the bun. Best burger ever.
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Alex's Holy Shit Heart Attack

    Ingredients:
    -Slice of white bread
    -sugar
    -butter

    1. Put the butter on the slice of bread
    2. Sprinkle with lots of sugar

    Shit's good as hell.
    ummm y00z forgot teh cinnominz :bz


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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    I have some pretty good recipes.

    I'll add them later on.
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    I have some pretty good recipes.

    I'll add them later on.
    [-( fukkinz lazy ass


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    blue turbins

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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    God damn right, motherfucker
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,688 spicy boy
    I prefer franks red hot, but siracha is good too

    This burger place by my house grills the burger in franks red hot, then tops it with pepperjack cheese and beer battered jalapenos. Then I throw some ranch on the bun. Best burger ever.

    =P~
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