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I figure it would be cool to have a thread where we could share easy recipes (or difficult ones if you want, but it's less likely people would make it). It can even be as simple as mixing two foods or even a custom order from a fast food place. I occasionally come up with some cool stuff and I figured we could use a thread for this so why not! OC is encouraged, but sharing other's shit is cool too. Snacks and stoner meals are welcome as well.
I'll start:
Brian's Garlic Toast Hot Dogs (couldn't think of a cool name, piss off)
Prep time: less than 10 minutes, unless you're a pansy
Ingredients:
Hot dog (preferably Vienna Beef)
Slice of bread (preferably white)
Margarine (or butter, but margarine is easier to work with)
Garlic powder
Mustard
1. Butter slice of bread (not too much, you fucking slob)
2. Add a bit of garlic powder and spread it around (not too much, you'll fucking ruin it)
3. Heat up hot dog (microwaving is fastest obviously, but if you're fancy you'll boil it)
4. Toast bread (I prefer mine a bit darker, some people don't, just be sure it's browned)
5. Place hot dog on buttery garlic side of toast (you fucking idiot)
6. Do a wicked zigzag of mustard over the hot dog ONLY (if you do the whole bread it'll be too much)
7. Fold the toast over the hot dog
8. Enjoy
I'll start:
Brian's Garlic Toast Hot Dogs (couldn't think of a cool name, piss off)
Prep time: less than 10 minutes, unless you're a pansy
Ingredients:
Hot dog (preferably Vienna Beef)
Slice of bread (preferably white)
Margarine (or butter, but margarine is easier to work with)
Garlic powder
Mustard
1. Butter slice of bread (not too much, you fucking slob)
2. Add a bit of garlic powder and spread it around (not too much, you'll fucking ruin it)
3. Heat up hot dog (microwaving is fastest obviously, but if you're fancy you'll boil it)
4. Toast bread (I prefer mine a bit darker, some people don't, just be sure it's browned)
5. Place hot dog on buttery garlic side of toast (you fucking idiot)
6. Do a wicked zigzag of mustard over the hot dog ONLY (if you do the whole bread it'll be too much)
7. Fold the toast over the hot dog
8. Enjoy
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Ingredients:
Bologna
Ketchup
White Bread
Prep:
-Lay out 2 slices of white bread
-Apply ketchup
-Apply as much bologna as wanted.
-Put bread together
-???
-Profit
Ingredients:
-Slice of white bread
-sugar
-butter
1. Put the butter on the slice of bread
2. Sprinkle with lots of sugar
Shit's good as hell.
Ingredients:
Bagel
Peanut butter
Chocolate chips
1. Toast the bagel
2. Spread peanut butter on both sides
3. Put chocolate chips on it
4. Close bagel
It's like a freshly baked Reese's.
505 chili
Shredded cheese
Deep fry frozen burrito 5-7 minutes until cooked
Cover in 505 sauce and cheese
Best thing ever
Nuke it for the time stated on the can
Add parmesan cheese and mozerella for extra awesome
And for a kick cut up some jalepeños and put em in there
One time I added a packet of zesty sauce from White Castle into a bowl of Beefaroni and it was amazing
But the zesty onion ring sauce from BK is yummm
I bet the buffalo sauce from BK would be fucking bawse.
Turkey
Alfalfa Sprouts
Cucumber
Avacado Slices
Pesto Mayo (Just mix 3 parts pesto sauce with 1 part mayo)
Salt and Pepper