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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Dream jawn? Not sure anymore. Used to be Zooey but eh everybody wants her dick now, it lost value.
    Favorite metalcore band? Uh old avenged sevenfold maybe?
    Where do you work? Rotisserie man at Sam's Club
    Pussy hair preference? I like a little bit. Like not bushy but not "this bitch shaved yesterday if I go against the grain I'll fucking sand my hand off"
    How many beers so you drink when you get smashed? Probably 15 is when I'm getting hit but I have a problem with picking up the pace right there.
    Hoc or bb? Haven't watched house of cards.
    Other forums you frequent? None anymore really
    Closest thing to you that's black? Socks on my lap.
    Would you plow a 9 month pregnant bitch? Depending on the situation. Like if she's supposedly starting a life with the baby daddy ain't about that shit. But if she's going the single mom route and has a hankering for sick I'm down.
    Which forumer do you think will ktmfs? Not a damn clue.
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  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Dream jawn? kate upton.
    Favorite metalcore band? killswitch.
    Where do you work? grocery store.
    Pussy hair preference? none.
    How many beers so you drink when you get smashed? 10-15
    Hoc or bb? bb. never watched hoc.
    Other forums you frequent? none.
    Closest thing to you that's black? dick.
    Would you plow a 9 month pregnant bitch? i did myself at that point but another bitch nah
    Which forumer do you think will ktmfs? hopefully all of them
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
    Dream jawn? Sofia Loren in her 20s
    Favorite metalcore band? Burnt by the Sun
    Where do you work? Bankruptcy law firm
    Pussy hair preference? bowling ball
    How many beers so you drink when you get smashed? psh! nowadays like 6 :-j
    Hoc or bb? tossup
    Other forums you frequent? yeah right
    Closest thing to you that's black? basket
    Would you plow a 9 month pregnant bitch? :-S
    Which forumer do you think will ktmfs? does will count anymore? cuz that would totally get him some attention. he'll prolly be listening to a cold song when he does it
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    edited February 2014
    Dream jawn? That cardinelli jawn from freaks and geeks or Nikki next door lol
    Favorite metalcore band? Kse
    Where do you work? C and a grocery wholesale
    Pussy hair preference? I prefer none
    How many beers so you drink when you get smashed? Prolly around 12
    Hoc or bb? Bb
    Other forums you frequent? None
    Closest thing to you that's black? Dick
    Would you plow a 9 month pregnant bitch? Depends prolly of she was still decent
    Which forumer do you think will ktmfs? Mc is def the odds fav at this point I would say
    Post edited by NolaFree810 on
  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,355 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Strange that more than one of you are close to a black dick right now... Even stranger, both of you think of your black friends as just penises.
  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    well....


    i do fuck black dudes......
  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    Dream jawn? Angel Olsen type jawn.
    Favorite metalcore band? None
    Where do you work? I don't have a job
    Pussy hair preference? Can't say
    How many beers so you drink when you get smashed? I
    Hoc or bb? Haven't seen any
    Other forums you frequent? Metalsetlists
    Closest thing to you that's black? My tee I'm wearing
    Would you plow a 9 month pregnant bitch? Probably not
    Which forumer do you think will ktmfs? Me
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy
    Dream jawn? - N/A
    Favorite metalcore band? - Shadows Fall
    Where do you work? - Unemployed at the moment
    Pussy hair preference? - N/A
    How many beers so you drink when you get smashed? - I've never drank, so idk
    Hoc or bb? - Haven't watched either
    Other forums you frequent? - Besides facebook forums, none
    Closest thing to you that's black? - My shirt
    Would you plow a 9 month pregnant bitch? - No. Shits gross.
    Which forumer do you think will ktmfs? - George and Nola for saying me [-(
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,355 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Dream jawn? Operah (she got dem stacks)
    Favorite metalcore band? I guess Parkway Drive
    Where do you work? The skreets
    Pussy hair preference? None
    How many beers so you drink when you get smashed? A dozen
    Hoc or bb? BB
    Other forums you frequent? None
    Closest thing to you that's black? This laptop
    Would you plow a 9 month pregnant bitch? Depends
    Which forumer do you think will ktmfs? All of em'
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    @SATAN‌ burnt by the sun \m/
  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
    edited February 2014
  • That_Guy_ArloThat_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies
    Good lord, I'd start getting sick at like 10 beers, I usually just stick with 7-8. And to think I actually used to have a lower tolerance...

    Lightweights doe \m/
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    Dream jawn? - Ariana Grande
    Favorite metalcore band? - KsE
    Where do you work? - Coffee Shop
    Pussy hair preference? - Waxed
    How many beers so you drink when you get smashed? - Like 6 lol
    Hoc or bb? - HoC
    Other forums you frequent? - None.
    Closest thing to you that's black? Blanket
    Would you plow a 9 month pregnant bitch? - Nah
    Which forumer do you think will ktmfs? - Kyle or Catz
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,700 spicy boy
  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Dream jawn? - Britney
    Favorite metalcore band? - KsE
    Where do you work? - Distribution/Consolidation Center for a retailer
    Pussy hair preference? - Bald/waxed
    How many beers so you drink when you get smashed? - idk 20 or so?
    Hoc or bb? - Never watched either
    Other forums you frequent? - None.
    Closest thing to you that's black? My Coat
    Would you plow a 9 month pregnant bitch? - Depends on who it is.
    Which forumer do you think will ktmfs? - Erik, Will, or Skully
  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    monicaa said:

    well....


    i do fuck black dudes......

    who doesn't? :ar!
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,305 mod
    Dream jawn? Jennifer Lawrence
    Favorite metalcore band? Killswitch Engage (Only with Howard)
    Where do you work? Movie theater
    Pussy hair preference? None
    How many beers so you drink when you get smashed? 30 rack
    Hoc or bb? BB
    Other forums you frequent? Sherdog
    Closest thing to you that's black? Me
    Would you plow a 9 month pregnant bitch? Depends on the situation
    Which forumer do you think will ktmfs? MC


  • ThorThor Posts: 93 juggalo
    Dream bitch?Kate Upton
    No such thing as a fav metalcore band
    Prefer NO BUSH
    How many beers? Depends on how many I got
    Work? Run a chain of fast food chicken restaurants called Los Pollos Hermanos
    Other forums? Was on mayhem boards came here and am currently looking for another place that has less smileys
    Got a black dog
    Would plow a pregnant chick for sure, have done it many times. They are horny and you don't have to worry bout knockin em up.
    Kills himself? Hopefully MC
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy
    Fuck all y'all
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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