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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited February 2012
    No diss BTW. Generally curious if it's awkward or uncomfortable to you at all. I'm surprised it doesn't bother your Mom at all. 'Cause you know he gets some fucking DIMES in there that are bad as Hell, and he gets a free trip to the pussy. But I'm sure it's also balanced out with nasty fat black pussy.
    you watch too much porn. When a women goes in for that sort of visit, there is a 99.999% chance against anything sexual ever coming from that.
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  • Chicken_FuckerChicken_Fucker Posts: 15,691 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Ever been to a concert outside of your state? If so, which one(s)? Ozzfest in Wisconsin and other shows in Wisconsin many times.
    Who is your daddy and what does he do? My dad is a retired sheet metal worker
    What's your most valued music related item? Nothing really, maybe some cd's or shirts
    English, motherfucka, DO YOU SPEAK IT? barely
    You're stuck on an island...with FaceFuck and Jerry Sandusky. What do? Let Jerry rape FF and then we kill Jerry together
    Sunny or cloudy? Sunny!
    Ever gotten into a fight at a concert? Yep
    How about thrown out? Yep
    Is mayonnaise an instrument? idk
    Have you ever walked out on a touring band because they were so bad? Who? There have been alot probably Disturbed was the most recent I think.
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  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    There is absolutely nothing sexual about going to an OBGYN.
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    There is absolutely nothing sexual about going to an OBGYN.
    unless its a fake porn video.
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    are you retarded? he probably makes mad money, i'm sure they're all very happy.
    Didn't say he didn't. Didn't mean it as a diss, you're getting too mad for nothing.
    No diss BTW. Generally curious if it's awkward or uncomfortable to you at all. I'm surprised it doesn't bother your Mom at all. 'Cause you know he gets some fucking DIMES in there that are bad as Hell, and he gets a free trip to the pussy. But I'm sure it's also balanced out with nasty fat black pussy.
    you watch too much porn. When a women goes in for that sort of visit, there is a 99.999% chance against anything sexual ever coming from that.
    No I know, wasn't implying that, but he gets to look at bad bitch's pussies all day for a living. Boss.

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  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    True.. But OB appointments are very awkward, and not-so-sexy. Sorry to ruin it for you Erik.
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    True.. But OB appointments are very awkward, and not-so-sexy. Sorry to ruin it for you Erik.
    It ain't awkward for the Gyno. :>

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  • StratophonyStratophony Posts: 9,212 just the tip
    Ever been to a concert outside of your state? If so, which one(s)? - Baron Rojo in Barcelona
    Who is your daddy and what does he do? - contractor
    What's your most valued music related item? - don't think i have one.
    English, motherfucka, DO YOU SPEAK IT? - about half the time.
    You're stuck on an island...with FaceFuck and Jerry Sandusky. What do u do? - become one hell of a salesman
    Sunny or cloudy? - sunny forever!
    Ever gotten into a fight at a concert? - a couple times
    How about thrown out? - no
    Is mayonnaise an instrument? - fuck mayo
    Have you ever walked out on a touring band because they were so bad? Who? - probably, i dunno
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    this brings me to a question ive always wondered about...who decides they want to be a proctologist? i mean seriosuly u could go and be a doctor for anything and make decent money but you wanna be the doctor where you have to stik your finger up the butthole of people who have something wrong with there buttholes?? ive never understood that
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    No I know, wasn't implying that, but he gets to look at bad bitch's pussies all day for a living. Boss.
    As he is causing them pain in that area. Im under the impression that any doctor who does that for a living, probably hates the examining part of his job.
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  • JillianJillian Posts: 1,574

    Who is your daddy and what does he do? He's an ob/gyn and was on 16 and pregnant.
    Was on it because he was helping prego teens, or cause he got his teen gf prego? :-?
    The first one. Lol.
    How does it feel knowing your Dad inspects pussies for a living? Does he come home from work with a strong scent of fish?
    I don't really care. And no.
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  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    True.. But OB appointments are very awkward, and not-so-sexy. Sorry to ruin it for you Erik.
    It ain't awkward for the Gyno. :>

    They have to shove a cold speculum thing up your vagina. i'm sure it's not the greatest for them either.
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    True.. But OB appointments are very awkward, and not-so-sexy. Sorry to ruin it for you Erik.
    It ain't awkward for the Gyno. :>

    I'll bet it is. It's about as awkward as you getting a physical and your doctor grabbing your balls. You really think he's thinking about putting your balls in his mouth while he does that? Or you think its a little awkward for him too and the unpleasant part of his job? My guess is the second choice.
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  • JillianJillian Posts: 1,574
    Except when I was in school, a lot of my teachers were patients of his, so that was weird.
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    one time a lady doctor checked my balls , i almost got a boner lol i was scared as hell haha
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  • StratophonyStratophony Posts: 9,212 just the tip
    this brings me to a question ive always wondered about...who decides they want to be a proctologist? i mean seriosuly u could go and be a doctor for anything and make decent money but you wanna be the doctor where you have to stik your finger up the butthole of people who have something wrong with there buttholes?? ive never understood that
    maybe their parents had colon cancer or some personal shit like that.... only thing that comes to mind
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  • monicaamonicaa Posts: 7,109 destroyer of motherfuckers
    this brings me to a question ive always wondered about...who decides they want to be a proctologist? i mean seriosuly u could go and be a doctor for anything and make decent money but you wanna be the doctor where you have to stik your finger up the butthole of people who have something wrong with there buttholes?? ive never understood that
    $$$$
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  • JillianJillian Posts: 1,574
    He also has to do circumcisions and tube tying and shit like that. I think he just like babies a lot though. He decided he wanted to be a doctor though when his leg caught on fire and spent a lot of time in a hospital.
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    you could make money doing anything doctor related...if i become a doctor id be a radiologist or something not stick my fingers up sick guys assholes all day
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  • JillianJillian Posts: 1,574
    this brings me to a question ive always wondered about...who decides they want to be a proctologist? i mean seriosuly u could go and be a doctor for anything and make decent money but you wanna be the doctor where you have to stik your finger up the butthole of people who have something wrong with there buttholes?? ive never understood that
    People make more money doing things other people would never want to.
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