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  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip


    But the women you are claiming to have a fist fight with aren't trained for any sort of combat unlike police officers and soldiers.

    And of course I know that they won't stop because you're female. They might want to kill you first if they see you are, lol. But that's another point. Weapons. It doesn't matter what gender you are if you know how to properly use one.
    But I'm not trained either... that is my point. If you train me then I'm not losing to any girl period.

    I guess you have a point on weapons. especially consider most modern warfare is fought behind a computer.

    Really though.... no one should be drafted :)
    Do I have the option of biting, scratching, and pulling your hair? :-))

    But seriously, I'm glad that's something we can agree on.
  • Alec29Alec29 Posts: 3,864 juggalo
    I'm bored and no one is talking today so I am just making this random thread...

    So last fall my wife and and fell into this routine where I did the entire family weeks laundry (washed/dried/folded) on Sunday. We didn't really discuss it, however I figured if I was doing that she really couldn't get pissed at me if I spent the day watching football. Doing that much laundry really did take about 2 games worth of work. If I had just sat on my ass and watched those games, I believe i would have heard it from her. Maybe not. But I didnt mind doing it especially since I was able to watch the games while doing the work. If I am being honest, I actually liked the work and really looked forward to conscience free football watching. So football ended but I still kept doing it because I could watch a movie or some other shit.

    Well in the last two weeks my wife has started taking it upon herself to do the laundry during the week.The problem is that I am sure she is doing it to be nice to me, and I am supposed to appreciate that she is doing it. It is a problem because it's something I'd rather do. And not only that she only washes and drys but doesnt have time to put away so all my clothes get wrinkles and really ends up causing me more work in steaming my clothes for work.

    I know this is stupid shit. This isnt really a real problem. But I find it funny that I am not going to say anything to her about this. I've been married long enough to realize that me saying something about this will just result in a big fight about me not appreciating what she does for me. So I just smile and say thanks for all the hard work, while secretly wishing she was more lazy. And she will go on doing extra work thinking I actually appreciate it. It's like this never ending vicious cycle of bullshit. I wish there was a way I could reasonably bridge this conversation but there isnt. the secret to keep a marriage together is to pick you battles.

    anyways. what would you do?
    My wife and I take turns doing laundry. I won't let her wash or dry my work clothes because I don't like how she does it. I send them to the dry cleaners. Yes, you do have to pick your battles but you can always say "I'll do that" or "Let me take care of that"

  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    yes. but I get to do titty twisters. :-))
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers


    My wife and I take turns doing laundry. I won't let her wash or dry my work clothes because I don't like how she does it. I send them to the dry cleaners. Yes, you do have to pick your battles but you can always say "I'll do that" or "Let me take care of that"

    man... how did you tell her you don't like how she does it? that just sounds like the start to a huge fight in my house.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    hay
    make your kids do the laundry so you two can have sexy time :>
    i like the way you think ;)
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    hay
    make your kids do the laundry so you two can have sexy time :>
    THIS.
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    theres also the whole abortion/adoption thing. it seems like the father of the child/children has very little say in what actually happens. its both their child, they should both have equal say.
    WHAT. THE. FUCK. Sorry, I do NOT want a man telling me to keep a clump of cells I certainly do not want. Who goes through all the pain and has the fucking thing physically inside them and has to take responsibility of taking care of themselves throughout the entire pregnancy? THE WOMAN. Nobody but the woman should have a say in what they can do with their own body. I would be absolutely TERRIFIED if this were a law. If I don't want a child, I'm not going to fucking have it. And no woman should if she doesn't want to.

    With adoption, I'm almost certain you have to be a couple to adopt anyway.

    /end rant
    I loved the whole rant but this part is the one I agree most with you on.
    people are so fucking uneducated about early term abortions. it's not killing a baby at all.
    it's just stopping the cells from continuing to form.
    I could go on and on about abortion and how there's nothing wrong with it (excluding late term abortions), but I won't.
    EXACTLY. MAXIMUM BROFIST!

    Here's what my view on abortion is nice and summed up:
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  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,307 mod
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    Faith
    IS FOR FAGGOTS

  • That_Guy_ArloThat_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    edited April 2011
    I know women who pay alimony as well as childsupport. As far as the laundry thing, just give the truth. I'd give anything to have Shane help more around the house. Even a simple thing such as keeping me company while I clean the kitchen would make me want to clean more.
    women that come out of a divorce paying alimony or child support are very very few and very far between.

    there was a time when I was forced to file for divorce from my wife because she had fled the state with our child while I was at work. She said she was never coming back and refused to talk to me. I hired literally the best law-firm in california and filed for divorce which forced her to return to the state with the child.

    My lawyer made it very clear what the best case outcome was for me.... I'd get to see my child one or two nights a week (not sleep overs, just a couple of hours). I would only have to pay alimony for 6 months but my child support payments would be on the order of 4,000 dollars per month. As she explained it... I was in a very unfortunate spot. she didnt work and I made enough money that they would take most of it without any disregard to my tax rate. So without her and the kids, Id have been paying the government about 1/3 of my income, I'd been paying her over half of my income, and I'd have roughly 10k left over to live on. Oh and I get all the debt and she gets a clean slate.

    it was totally fucked up. I talked to other lawyers and they explained that what my lawyer had told me was pretty accurate in CA. so I patched things up with her and things are fine now (i guess) but needless to say I am still very bitter at the family court system. I am a good dad and they were going to take my babies away from me and make it so I had to work my ass off for less income then I would have made at McD's.

    and people actually wonder why men kill their Ex's after shit like that
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers


    and people actually wonder why men kill their Ex's after shit like that
    as chris rock says when talking about the OJ case... "Now I'm not saying he should have killed her... but I undertand" :)

  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    i honestly believe 50% of women murdered by their husbands had it coming
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    they got this attitude " imma fuck him for everything hes got. im gonna take his kids, the house, his car, his money and ruin his life."


    bitches like that deserve to get shanked
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    im pretty content with staying in the kitchen to make alex sandwhiches...
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