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The Bitch, Moan, and Complain about Everything Thread

ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
edited March 2011 in Off Topic
ok so i've had the day from hell. pollen is assfucking me hardcore. eye goo, chest congestion, nasal congestion and another nosebleed. only 20 minutes this time instead of 2 hours ( YAY ME! ) so i'm like half dead miserable as fuck sitting on my chair and judys like, when are we having sex..... i'm like you gotta be fucking kidding me, i wouldn't even fuck Rebecca black right now...
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    little different imo
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  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,047 master of ceremonies
    No members of the opposite sex except for my mom and teachers have acknowledged my existence in 5 days.
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  • Shanez_WifeShanez_Wife Posts: 2,008 just the tip
    Ok, yea, how about you haven't had sex w/ me in 2 weeks. I have sex w/ other guys more frequent than you. Damn, not like you're ever on top. Do I ever bitch about my leg when I have to be on top? Take a muscle relaxer, some midol, shove a tampon up your nose and chill the fuck out.
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    my purpose for this thread is to go into more detail than the 1 liners that fill most of the grind ur gears thread.

    obama pissing you off? lets here the details

    Think we should nuke lybia? Why?
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    people do that in the grind gears thread too
    well i like my thread title better, so there [-(
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  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    isn't that what the grind your gears thread is?......

    oh and I hope you feel better mayne.
    see grind gears thread
    No members of the opposite sex except for my mom and teachers have acknowledged my existence in 5 days.
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    my lower right abdomen has been hurting all day... it may be a appendix prob, which means i may need to get it removed if the pain doesnt stop
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    No members of the opposite sex except for my mom and teachers have acknowledged my existence in 5 days.
    Well what do you do to be noticed?
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  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,047 master of ceremonies
    To check if it's appendicitis, press your hand into the affected area, if it feels fine when it goes in but painful when it goes out, you have appendicitis.
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    my lower right abdomen has been hurting all day... it may be a appendix prob, which means i may need to get it removed if the pain doesnt stop
    my mom almost died from that
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  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,047 master of ceremonies
    No members of the opposite sex except for my mom and teachers have acknowledged my existence in 5 days.
    Well what do you do to be noticed?
    Sit in class naked with a bowtie on.
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    No members of the opposite sex except for my mom and teachers have acknowledged my existence in 5 days.
    Well what do you do to be noticed?
    he should walk around with his dick hanging out
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    No members of the opposite sex except for my mom and teachers have acknowledged my existence in 5 days.
    me either...

    spring break
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  • That_Guy_ArloThat_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies
    No members of the opposite sex except for my mom and teachers have acknowledged my existence in 5 days.
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    Not to be rude Primus but...........................we get it already.
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  • Shanez_WifeShanez_Wife Posts: 2,008 just the tip
    Not being able to find a clinic for my leg closer than over an hour away.
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    To check if it's appendicitis, press your hand into the affected area, if it feels fine when it goes in but painful when it goes out, you have appendicitis.
    it doesnt really hurt when i press it... but when i sit there, or move it does. like a sharp pain.
    my lower right abdomen has been hurting all day... it may be a appendix prob, which means i may need to get it removed if the pain doesnt stop
    my mom almost died from that
    damn
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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    i get literally sick to my stomach when i think about my chemistry class
    i wanna cry every time im in there
    im completely lost when it comes to that subject because i never had a good teacher or previous course for it
    it brings my entire mood down when i think about it
    like right now, i wanna cry thinking about it
    its my worst subject and the assisngments and tests are so hard
    im petrified of failing it
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    i hated chemistry.. and i only took a highschool class
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  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    No members of the opposite sex except for my mom and teachers have acknowledged my existence in 5 days.
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    Not to be rude Primus but...........................we get it already.
    I was thising all three, I wouldn't have even brought that up if someone else hadn't first.
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    i get literally sick to my stomach when i think about my chemistry class
    i wanna cry every time im in there
    im completely lost when it comes to that subject because i never had a good teacher or previous course for it
    it brings my entire mood down when i think about it
    like right now, i wanna cry thinking about it
    its my worst subject and the assisngments and tests are so hard
    im petrified of failing it</blockquote

    chem sucked when i was in HS
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