Dear Prince. I feel my job as Head of Security isn't going to give me sufficient job satisfaction, the pay will be shit, and you won't treat me with the respect I deserve. My skillsets are way higher than being a common thug. I have a brain, talent, charm and good looks you know! Overnight I have taught myself to be a roadie and how to rig scaffolding, tune guitars and to be a sound and lighting technician. I would like to apply for the position of "go to guy" you know the guy everyone goes to for advise, help, guidance, mentoring and who you can always rely on in times of need...always calm under pressure etc. Ideally I want to walk around on stage with an earpiece in my ear, and a toggle thing around my neck that says "VIP All Areas" and just be a twat in general ordering people around and telling them how to do their jobs while I do fuck all. Is this position available and how much is it paying?
Dear Prince. I feel my job as Head of Security isn't going to give me sufficient job satisfaction, the pay will be shit, and you won't treat me with the respect I deserve. My skillsets are way higher than being a common thug. I have a brain, talent, charm and good looks you know! Overnight I have taught myself to be a roadie and how to rig scaffolding, tune guitars and to be a sound and lighting technician. I would like to apply for the position of "go to guy" you know the guy everyone goes to for advise, help, guidance, mentoring and who you can always rely on in times of need...always calm under pressure etc. Ideally I want to walk around on stage with an earpiece in my ear, and a toggle thing around my neck that says "VIP All Areas" and just be a twat in general ordering people around and telling them how to do their jobs while I do fuck all. Is this position available and how much is it paying?
Well you have to give primus a reacharound, and you got the job.
I sure hope you meant invest....otherwise I'm off to get some insect repellant and a fly swat And BTW I may be the go-to-guy but my job description doesn't extend to satisfying the sexual urges of the band members Unless Bianca is in the band....then I'll make an exception
Ok...so no reacharounds we got a deal. And can I have a cool nickname that eveyone calls me coz they don't know my real. It's gotta sound rugged and mysterious Chico makes me sound like a Mexican or something
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I feel my job as Head of Security isn't going to give me sufficient job satisfaction, the pay will be shit, and you won't treat me with the respect I deserve.
My skillsets are way higher than being a common thug.
I have a brain, talent, charm and good looks you know!
Overnight I have taught myself to be a roadie and how to rig scaffolding, tune guitars and to be a sound and lighting technician.
I would like to apply for the position of "go to guy" you know the guy everyone goes to for advise, help, guidance, mentoring and who you can always rely on in times of need...always calm under pressure etc.
Ideally I want to walk around on stage with an earpiece in my ear, and a toggle thing around my neck that says "VIP All Areas" and just be a twat in general ordering people around and telling them
how to do their jobs while I do fuck all.
Is this position available and how much is it paying?
And BTW I may be the go-to-guy but my job description doesn't extend to satisfying the sexual urges of the band members
Unless Bianca is in the band....then I'll make an exception
And can I have a cool nickname that eveyone calls me coz they don't know my real.
It's gotta sound rugged and mysterious
Chico makes me sound like a Mexican or something