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Who wants to start a hair metal band?

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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    edited January 2011
    hey take all the pretty boiz put them on stage then put the talent back stage lolz like milli vanilli then you'll make infany


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  • TehClassyPrinceTehClassyPrince Posts: 1,015 juggalo
    i'm fat and ugly, so i'll join later and give the band a new direction
    sounds good we will be a bunch of old farts, and our fans too so it won't matter.

  • TehClassyPrinceTehClassyPrince Posts: 1,015 juggalo
    hey take all the pretty boiz put them on stage then put the talent back stage lolz like milli vanilli then you'll make infany


    page new
    well we gonna have the techie backstage doing the bass, since the bassist will be all fukked up on booze and cocaine.
  • TehClassyPrinceTehClassyPrince Posts: 1,015 juggalo
    edited January 2011
    Apes gonna be the Ginger locked in a cage hanging above the stage, the pyro is gonna be goin off next to his ears. :-))
  • Ace_Deputy_CheezeAce_Deputy_Cheeze Posts: 14,736 jayfacer
    XENOCIDE STOLE MY BIT!!! >8O
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  • TehClassyPrinceTehClassyPrince Posts: 1,015 juggalo
    You better file a suit and get your royalties, tell him you want your check in the mail.
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    Dear Prince.
    I feel my job as Head of Security isn't going to give me sufficient job satisfaction, the pay will be shit, and you won't treat me with the respect I deserve.
    My skillsets are way higher than being a common thug.
    I have a brain, talent, charm and good looks you know!
    Overnight I have taught myself to be a roadie and how to rig scaffolding, tune guitars and to be a sound and lighting technician.
    I would like to apply for the position of "go to guy" you know the guy everyone goes to for advise, help, guidance, mentoring and who you can always rely on in times of need...always calm under pressure etc.
    Ideally I want to walk around on stage with an earpiece in my ear, and a toggle thing around my neck that says "VIP All Areas" and just be a twat in general ordering people around and telling them
    how to do their jobs while I do fuck all.
    Is this position available and how much is it paying?
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,047 master of ceremonies
    XENOCIDE STOLE MY BIT!!! >8O
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  • TehClassyPrinceTehClassyPrince Posts: 1,015 juggalo
    edited January 2011
    Dear Prince.
    I feel my job as Head of Security isn't going to give me sufficient job satisfaction, the pay will be shit, and you won't treat me with the respect I deserve.
    My skillsets are way higher than being a common thug.
    I have a brain, talent, charm and good looks you know!
    Overnight I have taught myself to be a roadie and how to rig scaffolding, tune guitars and to be a sound and lighting technician.
    I would like to apply for the position of "go to guy" you know the guy everyone goes to for advise, help, guidance, mentoring and who you can always rely on in times of need...always calm under pressure etc.
    Ideally I want to walk around on stage with an earpiece in my ear, and a toggle thing around my neck that says "VIP All Areas" and just be a twat in general ordering people around and telling them
    how to do their jobs while I do fuck all.
    Is this position available and how much is it paying?
    Well you have to give primus a reacharound, and you got the job.

  • TehClassyPrinceTehClassyPrince Posts: 1,015 juggalo
    And you definently get the CIA esque earpiece and all that, we are gonna infest in a lot of security ala scarface.
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    I sure hope you meant invest....otherwise I'm off to get some insect repellant and a fly swat
    And BTW I may be the go-to-guy but my job description doesn't extend to satisfying the sexual urges of the band members
    Unless Bianca is in the band....then I'll make an exception
  • TehClassyPrinceTehClassyPrince Posts: 1,015 juggalo
    Yeah me and bianca dont get along so... not gonna happen chico, unless she does some major sucking up to me.
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    Ok...so no reacharounds we got a deal.
    And can I have a cool nickname that eveyone calls me coz they don't know my real.
    It's gotta sound rugged and mysterious
    Chico makes me sound like a Mexican or something
  • TehClassyPrinceTehClassyPrince Posts: 1,015 juggalo
    edited January 2011
    Well I was saying it more in a, pacino esque, not no fuckin mexican, but ill think of somethin.
  • TehClassyPrinceTehClassyPrince Posts: 1,015 juggalo
    I bet you primus is mad, that we are sending all the groupies his way. :-))
  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    GET THESE GROUPIES AWAY FROM ME
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  • TehClassyPrinceTehClassyPrince Posts: 1,015 juggalo
    Turnin them down is like dissin them dude, your not very nice to the ladies.
  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    I get off stage I am exhausted and I have to get pretty for the next nights show, I can't stay pretty if I am constantly disapointing ladies in bed.
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  • TehClassyPrinceTehClassyPrince Posts: 1,015 juggalo
    I get off stage I am exhausted and I have to get pretty for the next nights show, I can't stay pretty if I am constantly disapointing ladies in bed.
    Ha ha. thats a good excuse, we will just send them to cocaine head, since he wont be able to get off, and be able knock pelvic bones all night.

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