Who wants to start a hair metal band?

Brian

Pizza hot sauce coffee?

Give this man a trophy.

TehClassyPrince

Just make sure you dont put anchovies on the thing, if you put anchovies on that thing, OOOH.

(guess this movie reference and you win a chance to tour my throne room)

Brian

Don't know the reference but fun fact....

I almost said "put anchovies on that and you'll be man of the year in my book" but i opted out. Weird......

I love anchovie pizza , though. Furrealz

Gnomez

See iz gotz the brainz in this band

Brian

I have the small penis and musical ability.

Gnomez

Fuck anchovies
Gimme olives
And beer
Lots of beer
Some of that classy imported stuff
Like Peroni
Or Budweiser

Brian

Fuck anchovies

THE HOLE IS TOO SMALL

TehClassyPrince

Michaelangelo, ninja turtles....Come on now, every kids fav movie.

Gnomez

Fuck anchovies

THE HOLE IS TOO SMALL

Mmmm okay so you've tried?
You really do like your anchovies huh?

Brian

So's your face.

Dude this arguing shit is gold, this is def going in our Behind The Music

TehClassyPrince

So's your face.

Dude this arguing shit is gold, this is def going in our Behind The Music

Hell yeah we're gonna need that, just as long as it doesnt disturb me.

TehClassyPrince

The only time im gonna step out and mediate is when the band is on the verge of breaking up which will happen once every coupla years. we got to break up a few times though, I want to spend liek one 5 year faze straight, of being in my mansion, and then we show up, and shock the world, with the biggest world tour ever.

Brian

No, we need to break up right when we get huge. Then in 5 years go on our farewell tour. Then repeat this process for the next 30 years.

TehClassyPrince

That sounds good too, we will be on big tours every 5 years, and I get to hang out in the mansion with the wifee and smoke my pipe, sitting next to the fireplace.

Gnomez

And we could maybe talk about releasing an album for 10+ years ....and just become really pretentious stuck up obnoxious premadona cunts as well
Sorry for using the C word....I just got a little heated there

TehClassyPrince

Yeap you get to hang out with the regular folk gnomez, and act like a dick all the time because you are our bodyguard, in fact we send you royalties in the band, specifically to be a dick.

Gnomez

Cool......I'd be good at that.
And maybe I could write "The Unauthorised Biography" as well....
Never before seen footage and articles etc
But then I'd need a pseudonym for my book

TehClassyPrince

Yeeah you can do that, make us proud, make sure you exaggerate everything we want to be thought of as gods 300 years from now.

Gnomez

Ok...I'll make out that you were really cool
And buff
And intelligent
And caring
And thoughtful

TehClassyPrince

Yes and planted trees, saved the rainforrest, road humpback whales to safe seas, and last but not least, sacificed my self ala bruce Willis in armegeaden to save the planet, I better get statues made of the strongest and resilient metals of the future, can't have them decaying, the half lifes better be in the trillions of years.