Who wants to start a hair metal band?

TehPrince666

That angry enough for you?

That is a bad pic, the other one was much better and you had perfect pearly whites, but we can doctor them up, and when you look like shit, powder yeh up a bit with makeup, nothin thats noticiacible though, cuz everybody will call you gay, some tough crowds out there.

Razor_Shark

Wait, do you want me to look good or not? I am confused here.

Razor_Shark

If you want pretty, then there you go.

TehPrince666

Well if your gonna be the lead singer, you have to be the prettiest so, im saying in the pic I seen before your way to clean cut, I want you to be pretty, but have a little metal edge to yeh, is waht im saying.

TehPrince666

If you want pretty, then there you go.

Well thats certainly pretty, but yeh need some fuckin nuts too, dont worry, ill bring it out of yeh.

Shane

If you want pretty, then there you go.

Well thats certainly pretty, but yeh need some fuckin nuts too, dont worry, ill bring it out of yeh.

WITH A CHAINSAW!

TehPrince666

If you want pretty, then there you go.

Well thats certainly pretty, but yeh need some fuckin nuts too, dont worry, ill bring it out of yeh.

WITH A CHAINSAW!

lol maybe gulch can do that.

GULCH_OF_ROT

FIRST SONG TO WORK ON "SLASH HUNT"

(VERSE-1)
IN THE NIGHT I WANT SOMETHING SO TIGHT
POUND IT TILL THE EARLY MORNING LIGHT
ON A HUNT FOR NOT FACE BUT CUNT
KNOW THE GLORY WHEN I SWITCH FROM FRONT

(CHORUS)
CAUSE WERE GOING ON A
SLASH HUNTTTTTTTTTTT
AND WERE LOOKING FOR THAT
TIGHT CUNTTTTTTTTTTT

TehPrince666

Somethin fucked up with this post, edited and requoted.

GULCH_OF_ROT

Boo how many till new page starts?

???????????????

TehPrince666

FIRST SONG TO WORK ON "SLASH HUNT"

(VERSE-1)
IN THE NIGHT I WANT SOMETHING SO TIGHT
POUND IT TILL THE EARLY MORNING LIGHT
ON A HUNT FOR NOT FACE BUT CUNT
KNOW THE GLORY WHEN I SWITCH FROM FRONT

(CHORUS)
CAUSE WERE GOING ON A
SLASH HUNTTTTTTTTTTT
AND WERE LOOKING FOR THAT
TIGHT CUNTTTTTTTTTTT

That sounds like a song we can come out for an opener, but we gotta have some less rated R stuff too, were gonna have some PG 13 stuff too, just so you know, but good stuff.

Razor_Shark

FIRST SONG TO WORK ON "SLASH HUNT"

(VERSE-1)
IN THE NIGHT I WANT SOMETHING SO TIGHT
POUND IT TILL THE EARLY MORNING LIGHT
ON A HUNT FOR NOT FACE BUT CUNT
KNOW THE GLORY WHEN I SWITCH FROM FRONT

(CHORUS)
CAUSE WERE GOING ON A
SLASH HUNTTTTTTTTTTT
AND WERE LOOKING FOR THAT
TIGHT CUNTTTTTTTTTTT

So I sing the verse regular, I growl the chorus, but on Slash Hunt I belt out this really high note, same on Tight cunt.

GULCH_OF_ROT

FIRST SONG TO WORK ON "SLASH HUNT"

(VERSE-1)
IN THE NIGHT I WANT SOMETHING SO TIGHT
POUND IT TILL THE EARLY MORNING LIGHT
ON A HUNT FOR NOT FACE BUT CUNT
KNOW THE GLORY WHEN I SWITCH FROM FRONT

(CHORUS)
CAUSE WERE GOING ON A
SLASH HUNTTTTTTTTTTT
AND WERE LOOKING FOR THAT
TIGHT CUNTTTTTTTTTTT

That sounds like a song we can come out for an opener, but we gotta have some stuff less rated R too, were gonna have some PG 13 stuff, too just so you know, but good stuff.

MMMMM KAY

HAIR BANDS ARE ALL ABOUT GETTING PUSSY
SO WE SHOULD HAVE A EPIC LOVE SONG BALLAD

TehPrince666

I typed new for points, dont know when a new page starts.

GULCH_OF_ROT

(VERSE-1)-(ALL 4 LINES NORMAL)
IN THE NIGHT I WANT SOMETHING SO TIGHT
POUND IT TILL THE EARLY MORNING LIGHT
ON A HUNT FOR NOT FACE BUT CUNT
KNOW THE GLORY WHEN I SWITCH FROM FRONT

(CHORUS)
CAUSE WERE GOING ON A-(GROWL)
SLASH HUNTTTTTTTTTTT-(HIGH PITCHED SCREAM)
AND WERE LOOKING FOR THAT-(GROWL)
TIGHT CUNTTTTTTTTTTT -(HIGH PITCHED SCREAM)

TehPrince666

MMMMM KAY

HAIR BANDS ARE ALL ABOUT GETTING PUSSY
SO WE SHOULD HAVE A EPIC LOVE SONG BALLAD


Oh defenently and the video we gotta be very showoffy, Primus has to be as pretty as ever, and I ahve to show off my guitar shredding skills, and you ahve to show off our badassery, its gonna be so good, that our woman, "Razor" "Your chick, dont know her name. "And primuses girl"
Will let us sleep around, and then come home to them.

fucketh_thine_self

oh can i be the drugged out bass player

TehPrince666

Our guitar solo's have to be so crazy, that when reviewers, review us, they cant hate, they gonna be like its so over the top, there showing off, and they tell you they are showing off, but dont care, thats the way to be, dont show off and act like your not.

TehPrince666

oh can i be the drugged out bass player

Well the bass is less important then the rest imo, but if we ever need a really badass bass solo, I guess you can just turn around from the crowd, pretend your playing it.

fucketh_thine_self

yes the bass is less important thats why its important for the bass player to be fucked out of his mind so he doesnt realize your burying all his parts in the final mix. i just wanted to be the one who's always fucked up and doesnt make any sense during interviews.