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The thread of your dreams

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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i had a dream last night that i was at a show or a party or something and i turned around and i saw george. i was like " :-O Hey george!" he was like "how do you know who i am?" :))
    we talked for a little bit but i dont remember what was said. i think britt ended up being there with us too.
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  • cherry_or_gtfocherry_or_gtfo Posts: 1,348 salt miner
    I had a dream that I went to L.A. and hung out with the Kardashian and Jenner family. We drove semi turcks onto a ferry yacht and a crane crashed through the "roof" of the yacht and one of the Jenner trrnagers was at fault and me and Kim ended up being friends on Facebook
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    I had this dream last night that Bianca's dad left her family and the new dad was a fucking pushover, so we all hated him. After I got over that, I broke my leg and the nurse at the hospital wrapped me this huge blunt to smoke to take away the pain. The weird part is that I could almost feel high when I "smoked" it.

    Oh, and there was a thunderstorm/dust storm the entire time.
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Had a dream I was super stoned when I walked into a gas station and met Patton Oswalt. I was like "Damn I don't have anything for you to sign" so he signed a USA Today for me. Then we talked for awhile..and then I woke up. That's one of like three or four dreams I remember from last night
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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
    i had a dream the other night that i stabbed a crossdresser and killed him, then spent the rest of the dream hoping nobody would notice that he was dead, so i could steal justice league toys from his store.

    the fuck?
  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    I had two weird dreams the other night.

    One was that this girl was kind of hinting that she wanted to go out with me, and I completely missed it and said something casual/friendly. For some reason, this like really upset her, so much to the point of tears. So everybody at school saw/heard that I made the girl cry, and then all but me closest friends hated me. The whole time I didn't what I had said or why it was wrong.

    Second dream was about a hippo with a really deep black man's voice slowly eating me alive. He would slowly eat each muscle and tendon and explain to me all the things I could still do with my functioning limbs, but I couldn't because he'd soon eat the rest of me.
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip

    Second dream was about a hippo with a really deep black man's voice slowly eating me alive. He would slowly eat each muscle and tendon and explain to me all the things I could still do with my functioning limbs, but I couldn't because he'd soon eat the rest of me.
    That is fucking hilarious.
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    I dreamt that I was at an abandoned theme park and had to try and block a field goal attempt by this cute girl from work. I tipped it but it still went through so we argued for a while but then she called me a pussy so I left. This kid who I haven't seen in about ten years was riding the roller coaster and as it passed I grabbed onto the side and it dragged me along. The kid then asked if I wanted to drive to a cage the elephant show in idaho.
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Haha awesome. Cage the Elephant was kind of in one of my dreams last night.

    I don't know if it's the nyquil, but I had so many dreams last night that in one of them and tried to remember some of the dreams that I'd had. I ended up trying to eat a salad but all the dressing had gone bad because we'd left it out after a night of partying...I have no clue. So then the dreams went on and for some reason me and this huge group of people were going to launch an attack on some people in Toys R Us...but we had to walk there, no vehicles. What was more shitty is that we had to go through this tiny ass dark tunnel that cars were going through. Then once we made it through, whoever was in charge was like "yeah fuck this we're not doing it." But I didn't want to go in that tunnel again so I went in this store to ask this guy for directions not involving the tunnel. He was singing RHCP so I told him they were going on tour. He asked who they were with but I told him I didn't know, but in my head I was thinking Cage the Elephant. So I took off and eventually got lost again and talked to this woman about how ghetto the place I was going was.
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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    I had a dream that I was in the Finnish army in the 1800s last night and we were fighting the Russians. I hate when my coursework invades my dreams. :|
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i dropped out of high school and got my GED a couple months later and sometimes i have reacurring dreams that i go back to high school to get my diploma. and i go back to high school in present day so im there as a 26 year old high school student LOL. i usually end up not caring and failing again and thinking to myself "fuck this, i already have my GED, i dont need to be here.". then i decide to drop out again LOL.
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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    I've been having strange dreams the past few nights. Last night I had one where I was a hostage on a school bus and me and one of the kidnappers were watching a movie in a graveyard next to my high school. Then the bus went down a waterslide.
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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,866 spicy boy
    i keep having dreams about big teddy bears that live with me and clean up after me. several different dreams, same bears
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    The other night I dreamt it was Christmas morning. It was weird as fuck

    Probably because it really didn't feel like Christmas this year, especially with no snow (which of course we're getting now)
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Strangest dream I've had in a really long time...possible ever.

    Starts out at my friends house, hanging out, getting drunk and smoking weed. We're getting really messed up and it turns out we're judges on Mexico's got talent. It's like finals night or something and everybody is interested and people want to meet us. So somehow between acts or something people are going to our meet and greet, but we're wasted so it's hard to go through with it. Then later on throughout the night we meet these girls. I proceed to get completely messed up and blackout. The next day everyone is saying we gotta get the fuck out, we gotta leave. Cops are everywhere. Turns out 5 girls are missing and they think we did it. One friend rats us out thinking he'll get a deal but he doesn't. I blacked out so I have no idea what happened. I had to sit through all this shit and hear what the cops think we did, and I keep asking my friends but they wont tell me anything. Finally the cops end up letting us go because they don't have enough on us. As soon as we get out, my friends go into 'hurry the fuck up mode' They're like "we gotta do some stuff and get out of town" And I just ask what the hell is going on. They show me the 5 bodies which where hanging up in some kind weird ass thing. We somehow get rid of the bodies and set a plan to get out of town. For some reason as we're all ready to take off, everybody had to take a piss break. As I'm waiting in the car wearing only one shoe, I don't know why.. I notice people inside this building are starting to get and move. Turns out to be the press trying to get ahold of us, so when everyone gets in the we basically get in this weird ass car chase with on this expressway that looks like it was built by hot wheel. Then we see some cops coming at us and figure this is the end and drive off the expressway. We crash down in this city, everyone alive and decided to take off our separate ways. For some reason at this point it was like a big kid was playing with like a toy city. All the cars were toys and none were moving. I jumped in a school bus and there was like a giant using his foot to kick me. Around this point I woke up out of that dream and into another where I was waking up in the camper with my friends. I was like "What the fuck happened" Turned out to be a normal night and nobody got killed. One of my friends had to get dropped off and my friend asked if I wanted to go along, said sure and that was it. Then I woke up for real.

    TL;DR
    Get wasted
    Judge on Mexico's got talent
    Blackout
    Kill girls in blackout
    Get arrested
    Don't know why nobody tells me
    No evidence
    Let go
    Friends say "We need to hide bodies"
    Holyshitwtf
    Try to run
    Cops catching up
    Crash
    Weird toy story shit
    Wake up
    DREAM WITHIN A DREAM
    Wake up for real

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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    ok last night i had a dream that Alex was a guitar player for a band which was named 'Cousin'. he was playing a show and i was back stage trying to find the manager of the venue to see what he thought of their performance. i finally found the guy and he said he liked their set and i assumed he was gonna pass their name to a label. Alex was very happy and eventually got signed.
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  • streetsstreets Posts: 3,351 just the tip
    Strangest dream I've had in a really long time...possible ever.

    Starts out at my friends house, hanging out, getting drunk and smoking weed. We're getting really messed up and it turns out we're judges on Mexico's got talent. It's like finals night or something and everybody is interested and people want to meet us. So somehow between acts or something people are going to our meet and greet, but we're wasted so it's hard to go through with it. Then later on throughout the night we meet these girls. I proceed to get completely messed up and blackout. The next day everyone is saying we gotta get the fuck out, we gotta leave. Cops are everywhere. Turns out 5 girls are missing and they think we did it. One friend rats us out thinking he'll get a deal but he doesn't. I blacked out so I have no idea what happened. I had to sit through all this shit and hear what the cops think we did, and I keep asking my friends but they wont tell me anything. Finally the cops end up letting us go because they don't have enough on us. As soon as we get out, my friends go into 'hurry the fuck up mode' They're like "we gotta do some stuff and get out of town" And I just ask what the hell is going on. They show me the 5 bodies which where hanging up in some kind weird ass thing. We somehow get rid of the bodies and set a plan to get out of town. For some reason as we're all ready to take off, everybody had to take a piss break. As I'm waiting in the car wearing only one shoe, I don't know why.. I notice people inside this building are starting to get and move. Turns out to be the press trying to get ahold of us, so when everyone gets in the we basically get in this weird ass car chase with on this expressway that looks like it was built by hot wheel. Then we see some cops coming at us and figure this is the end and drive off the expressway. We crash down in this city, everyone alive and decided to take off our separate ways. For some reason at this point it was like a big kid was playing with like a toy city. All the cars were toys and none were moving. I jumped in a school bus and there was like a giant using his foot to kick me. Around this point I woke up out of that dream and into another where I was waking up in the camper with my friends. I was like "What the fuck happened" Turned out to be a normal night and nobody got killed. One of my friends had to get dropped off and my friend asked if I wanted to go along, said sure and that was it. Then I woke up for real.

    TL;DR
    Get wasted
    Judge on Mexico's got talent
    Blackout
    Kill girls in blackout
    Get arrested
    Don't know why nobody tells me
    No evidence
    Let go
    Friends say "We need to hide bodies"
    Holyshitwtf
    Try to run
    Cops catching up
    Crash
    Weird toy story shit
    Wake up
    DREAM WITHIN A DREAM
    Wake up for real

    @-) that's fucking awesome...
  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    Another strange one. This involved a car chase, tuxedos and being trapped in a casino while playing skee-ball and the ceiling was melting into bubbles which floated out the window in an orderly fashion.
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    I had the strangest, longest dream last night. In fact, probably the longest dream I've ever had. It consisted of:

    -Interviewing Odd Future for a campus show they were putting on that night. This was probably because I've been thinking so much about the AHC interview and show today, but I have no idea Where Odd Future came from. Tyler wanted me on stage to sing, which made it even stranger. So I did, but only knowing the words to one song.

    -Buying a life sized ginger bread house in some cavern, complete with a monorail that took me to it.

    -Visited Bianca in Jersey, but had to leave after a day. While I was waiting in line at baggage check in, they put a buffet out.

    This all took place over what seemed like five hours, which is incredibly long since most of my dreams seem to be about ten minutes long.
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  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    I had a dream last night that I went to the Gathering of the Juggalos.

    I think that was the most horrible dream I have ever had in my life.
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