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The thread of your dreams

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  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    I had a dream last night that I found a bunch of tiny velociraptors. Oh my god, why can't they be real?
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    because they would eat you alive!

    They weren't bigger than my hand in the dream, though. I want teensy ones that perch on my finger.

  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    I had an extremely disturbing dream. Somehow I got really pissed at my step sister, and decided to jerk off into her shampoo. She ended up going home without using it...So then I go to take a shower, and then realize I'm out of shampoo. Instead of just not using shampoo, I used hers that I had just recently topped off.
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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :0& :0& :0& :0&
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • AdamAdam Posts: 11,533 balls deep
    I had a pretty cool dream last night. Before i went to bed i was watching Chimaira's coming alive dvd. and in the dream i was driving down the street jamming on there new album the age of hell. When all of a sudden i see the band walking down the street. And they hear me blasting the album and then we all hung out for the rest of the day. It was a awesome dream that would be sweet to hang out with Chimaira all day.
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    edited August 2011
    I had an extremely disturbing dream. Somehow I got really pissed at my step sister, and decided to jerk off into her shampoo. She ended up going home without using it...So then I go to take a shower, and then realize I'm out of shampoo. Instead of just not using shampoo, I used hers that I had just recently topped off.
    :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :0& :0& :0& :0&
    Karmas a bitch.
  • MetalSSlayerMetalSSlayer Posts: 6,164 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I had a dream that I was on a houseboat with some of my family and one of my friends. We went to this island to camp and hang out, but a group of people were kidnapping everyone on the island because they wanted to turn the island into a gold mine. Got chased around the island for a while, then got back to the houseboat which was when I figured out the goldmine part. Then they tried to sink the houseboat and we had to fight off a bunch of stereotypical henchmen. When it was all over and on our way back home we went by this ledge where people were throwing out concert tickets and picking up tickets that other people threw out. I got a couple of VIP tickets for mayhemfest and a ticket for some other tour that my friend wanted to go to. The price was pretty cheap so I gave her the ticket cause I could buy my own if I wanted to go. We finally docked and got off the boat, which was right next to DTE, because all of this somehow took place during mayhemfest in between the end of the side stages and the start of the main stage.
  • 1D_for_life1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Last night I had a dream that I was at an Iron Maiden concert and Bruce tossed me his beanie and I caught it :D! That was so awesome except that I lost them right when I got home. My next dream was me on the first day of school (senior year) and I didn’t do any of my summer assignments. I was like “I don’t give a fuck, I’m a senior.” Haha!
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    I had a dream that I was on a houseboat with some of my family and one of my friends. We went to this island to camp and hang out, but a group of people were kidnapping everyone on the island because they wanted to turn the island into a gold mine. Got chased around the island for a while, then got back to the houseboat which was when I figured out the goldmine part. Then they tried to sink the houseboat and we had to fight off a bunch of stereotypical henchmen. When it was all over and on our way back home we went by this ledge where people were throwing out concert tickets and picking up tickets that other people threw out. I got a couple of VIP tickets for mayhemfest and a ticket for some other tour that my friend wanted to go to. The price was pretty cheap so I gave her the ticket cause I could buy my own if I wanted to go. We finally docked and got off the boat, which was right next to DTE, because all of this somehow took place during mayhemfest in between the end of the side stages and the start of the main stage.
    And that's when you met up with us!
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    Ewwwww. I just now remembered what I just now dreamed of.

    I was in this abandoned house where this dirty, but adorable friendly chow was. It had this weird helmet in there that would make water for it, but the house was so dirty and disgusting. So I lead it back to my house, and I pet it. Then these white spots started showing up on all over my arms, and turned into giant, pulsing, green blisters. They start oozing green and orange liquid, and the film over it comes off and I have these bleeding sores all over my arms.

    It was fucking gross and freaked me out. :-&
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    remember last nights episode of True Blood where Sookie is basically gonna have threesome with Bill and Eric in her dream?
    yea...i continued that in my dream
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    I had a dream that I was in an aquarium with Bianca and her friends. In the aquarium, it was plexiglass everywhere and you could teleport through the glass to swim around.

    I woke up a few minutes following with Veil of Maya's "It's Not Safe To Swim Today" stuck in my head. Really fucking weird.
    I love winning with women
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    I had my first dream involving a forumer. Dawn and I were at the mall I work at and she was helping me pick out clothes. We were at the hat store and I tried on a hat and asked if it made me look stupid and she said they all made me look stupid. Then a fire started in the food court so we started running and I dont remember the rest.
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    I had my first dream involving a forumer. Dawn and I were at the mall I work at and she was helping me pick out clothes. We were at the hat store and I tried on a hat and asked if it made me look stupid and she said they all made me look stupid. Then what I thought was a fire started, but ended up a super massive nuclear bomb in the food court that wiped out everyone in the mall except us. So we started to re-populate the mall.
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  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    *wigglingeyebrowssmiley*
  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    We were at the hat store and I tried on a hat and asked if it made me look stupid and she said they all made me look stupid.
    Negative nancy is even negative in other people's dreams. :P
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    LOOOOOOOOOOL.

    Nigguh just made me spit out my Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    We were at the hat store and I tried on a hat and asked if it made me look stupid and she said they all made me look stupid.
    Negative nancy is even negative in other people's dreams. :P

    0 fucks
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  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    We were at the hat store and I tried on a hat and asked if it made me look stupid and she said they all made me look stupid.
    Negative nancy is even negative in other people's dreams. :P

    0 fucks
    I was just kidding any how. Hence the smiley.
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    Dawn *hugsmiley*
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