So I just had a dream that I fucked the living shit out of Sammi and JWoww from Jersey Shore. 'Twas amazing. My dream self probably now has AIDS, but it's all good. :-bd
I had a dream that I saw Megadeth perform from a snack bar. Like, they played behind the conuter of the snack bar. After their set, Dave signed my N64 controller and ticket.
drinkwine732Posts: 20,418destroyer of motherfuckers
I had a dream that I saw Megadeth perform from a snack bar. Like, they played behind the conuter of the snack bar. After their set, Dave signed my N64 controller and ticket.
Distance was in my dream, and she told me she got a tattoo with bianca.
Then, it shifted to where some kid was trying to apologize for hitting on my girl, and then it turned into the video game "Contra: Hard Corps" for sega genesis
And Tuesday night Jaycup was in my dream. Or a character that was supposed to be Jaycup. I don't know how or why he got there, but I saw him sitting in a booth in a diner.
I had a few extremely bizarre dreams last night. One was Christoph Waltz took control of Germany, and another world war started. The first country they invaded was the U.S. Everyone had to evacuate their houses and become soldiers. I had an ak-47. ;;)
Then I had another one I don't remember.
Then the last one I was at this weird water park alone. I rode this one ride where at the end you had to help clean the floors. While I was helping these two guys start tap dancing, and then start having weird gay sex with tabassco sauce and shoving various fruits up this one guy's ass.
Then the last one I was at this weird water park alone. I rode this one ride where at the end you had to help clean the floors. While I was helping these two guys start tap dancing, and then start having weird gay sex with tabassco sauce and shoving various fruits up this one guy's ass.
I had a few extremely bizarre dreams last night. One was Christoph Waltz took control of Germany, and another world war started. The first country they invaded was the U.S. Everyone had to evacuate their houses and become soldiers. I had an ak-47. ;;)
Then I had another one I don't remember.
Then the last one I was at this weird water park alone. I rode this one ride where at the end you had to help clean the floors. While I was helping these two guys start tap dancing, and then start having weird gay sex with tabassco sauce and shoving various fruits up this one guy's ass.
Wtf.
)
"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
another dream i had, last night i think, was about geese turds have a little bit of gold inside them. and someone told me that the turd had to be at least 2 inches long to have any decent amount of gold in it. so i saw a goose turd on the road, which was exactly 2 inches long lol, and i searched through it with a couple sticks and i found a little gold pebble and it was at that point that i realized i was gonna be fuckin' rich! )
"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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I had a dream that I was at a concert and it was The Scorpions and Iron Maiden (they were headlining). I got there and Maiden was doing their sound check and I caught a pick and a drumstick even though they were just warming up. After that I talked with Steve for a little while. People started showing up and even my friends Jared and Chris came to the show! I woke up right before The Scorpions went on stage
Anyways, I had another dope ass Wolf Gang dream. Me and Tyler were in his neighborhood, and he was screaming obnoxiously at every neighbor that we passed. Then we got to his house, and he rolled up a half ounce blunt (Which is kinda funny, doesn't smoke in real life.) We finished it and were faded as a motherfucker, and then Hodgy came over and got pissed that there was no bud left. Then he left and came back with an ounce and smoked all of it. Then the 3 of us recorded a song. Shit was dope.
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Then, it shifted to where some kid was trying to apologize for hitting on my girl, and then it turned into the video game "Contra: Hard Corps" for sega genesis
Then I had another one I don't remember.
Then the last one I was at this weird water park alone. I rode this one ride where at the end you had to help clean the floors. While I was helping these two guys start tap dancing, and then start having weird gay sex with tabassco sauce and shoving various fruits up this one guy's ass.
Wtf.
No shit. I woke up laughing.
Greatest idea ever.