WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
See, this whole Monica Lewinsky scandal, a lot of this shit is Hillary's fault. That's right, l said it. l said it. Somebody got to say it. 'cause, ladies, you know your man. You know your man better than he knows himself. You know what kind of man you got. You know if you got the crazy, need-a-blowjob-all-the-time man. So sometimes you gotta save your man from himself. You know what happens if he don't get his medicine.
So Hillary Clinton put us all in danger. She put the security of the free world in jeopardy... and she needs to suffer the consequences for her actions. That's right, she's the First Lady. She's supposed to be the first one on her knees to suck his dick!
Shit! That's right. Monica Lewinsky shouldn't have even stood a chance. Hillary's supposed to already be down there like, ''Hey, l got it!!! l've got it!!! l got the dick! Tickle his ass, or something. Yeah, grab a ball, make yourself useful.''
See, this whole Monica Lewinsky scandal, a lot of this shit is Hillary's fault. That's right, l said it. l said it. Somebody got to say it. 'cause, ladies, you know your man. You know your man better than he knows himself. You know what kind of man you got. You know if you got the crazy, need-a-blowjob-all-the-time man. So sometimes you gotta save your man from himself. You know what happens if he don't get his medicine.
So Hillary Clinton put us all in danger. She put the security of the free world in jeopardy... and she needs to suffer the consequences for her actions. That's right, she's the First Lady. She's supposed to be the first one on her knees to suck his dick!
Shit! That's right. Monica Lewinsky shouldn't have even stood a chance. Hillary's supposed to already be down there like, ''Hey, l got it!!! l've got it!!! l got the dick! Tickle his ass, or something. Yeah, grab a ball, make yourself useful.''
See, this whole Monica Lewinsky scandal, a lot of this shit is Hillary's fault. That's right, l said it. l said it. Somebody got to say it. 'cause, ladies, you know your man. You know your man better than he knows himself. You know what kind of man you got. You know if you got the crazy, need-a-blowjob-all-the-time man. So sometimes you gotta save your man from himself. You know what happens if he don't get his medicine.
So Hillary Clinton put us all in danger. She put the security of the free world in jeopardy... and she needs to suffer the consequences for her actions. That's right, she's the First Lady. She's supposed to be the first one on her knees to suck his dick!
Shit! That's right. Monica Lewinsky shouldn't have even stood a chance. Hillary's supposed to already be down there like, ''Hey, l got it!!! l've got it!!! l got the dick! Tickle his ass, or something. Yeah, grab a ball, make yourself useful.''
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I knew it! I had a feeling it was because I read it in his voice and it made sense, but I wasn't gonna risk looking like a tard on the internet.
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WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
edited July 2011
Only comedian I like is Dane Cook, the others are fucking gay.
probably the dumbest thing i've ever heard you say. The only comedian worse then Dane Cook is Carlos Mencia. And Carlos is only worse because is is stealing Dane's jokes.
Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dennis Leary, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, Dave Chappelle, Demetri Martin- those are your heavy hitters.
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
There are subjects that I am uneducated about, but comedy is not one of them. And don't try pulling the bullshit line about comedy being subjective like art is. Yeah-right. Taking a can of paint and dumping it on a canvas is not art, just like Dane cook talking about all the pussy he is going to fuck with his small dick after the show isnt comedy. Dane Cook is not original, his comedy is not intelligent or thought out, and he has zero improv skills. I actually own a few of his DVD's (they were given as gifts) and they are fucking awful.
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So Hillary Clinton put us all in danger. She put the security of the free world in jeopardy... and she needs to suffer the consequences for her actions. That's right, she's the First Lady. She's supposed to be the first one on her knees to suck his dick!
Shit! That's right. Monica Lewinsky shouldn't have even stood a chance. Hillary's supposed to already be down there like, ''Hey, l got it!!! l've got it!!! l got the dick! Tickle his ass, or something. Yeah, grab a ball, make yourself useful.''
Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dennis Leary, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, Dave Chappelle, Demetri Martin- those are your heavy hitters.
Watch some good comedy and get back to me.
I should have known... you know, some people truly like Dane Cook. When I find people like that, it sets me off