I got drunk last 2 nights and had great fun, not very stressed anymore and because of some funny joke blackmail I am guaranteed oral sex
First night was just a regular old party, nothing to note other than a damn good time. The second night I get drunk and this girl I crushed on in high school is there, and sitting alone so I invite her to sit with me and we hit it off, so when she crashes she invites me over and she uses me as a pillow(which was so nice) and we made out for a (very)short amount of time before falling asleep. My friends at the party are high fiving me when I wake up saying that I just hit a jackpot(this girl is cute, by the way) and I have no idea what's going on but they all think I had sex with her(I told them I didn't but didn't deny it past that) and they took pictures of her staring at me at one point in the night and they are using that to blackmail her into pleasing me with her mouth, I had nothing to do with it and I hope she doesn't think I did, I just find it kind of funny so I'm going along with it. Just so much fun.
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I keep wanting to try those McGirtles (sp?)... you know, egg mcmuffin with pancakes instead of english muffins.