YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FLOATS MY BOAT

Xeno

I only eat a nightly clif bar for that exact reason, faggot. Easy to talk shit from middle-earth

Gnomez

Just one bar or an entire carton?

Dime2

Rex_Capone420 said:

Lmao. 

I am able to adapt though so I can't say I couldn't. Plus once you hit my age sometimes you just got an emergency. 


But you fell asleep in the shitter. Still an amazing to me lmao. 

 I was cold and the Porta potty was warm lmao

Xeno

Gnomez said:

Just one bar or an entire carton?

Bruh if I had more than one I wouldn't be able to shit until 2 days later

Xeno

I ate like absolute shit while working over the road but have lost about 30lbs since then

MetalCoresades

Got a new phone. Upgraded to a S22+
Verizon is doing a $800 rebate offer right now, so I got a new phone for $300

Xeno

I just switched to the S20 FE because my A52 screen cracked, forgot I never put a screen protector on it and dropped it while crab walking under a trailer

Xeno

When you randomly haven't had any alcohol in a month and a 6 pack of Budweiser tallbois knocks you on your ass

ThatGuyArlo

That's 12 beers worth. I sure hope that knocked you on your ass.

Xeno

9*

tallbois are 16oz, reg are 12

ThatGuyArlo

This is a tallboy and I will fight over this. 

Xeno

Gansetts > PBR

Xeno

Disagree from someone who's never had a gansett

Dime2

Oh shit that was me. Don't remember disagreeing with that idek what a Gansett is and PBR is nasty and tastes like raw potatoes 

Rex_Capone420

Tall boi = 24 oz

Dime2

Tall boi=16oz

ThatGuyArlo

Just got to San Juan. My Airbnb is apparently on the shadiest street in America 😅

Dime2

Sus

Rex_Capone420

Lmao. I did that in NJ. I booked one and it ended up being in the projects. So I ended up getting a hotel outside Newark. 

Rex_Capone420

Had to piss so bad I ended up starting to piss my pants while driving and had to get out and do a piss and run in someone's front yard.