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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FLOATS MY BOAT

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... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

August 2018

French toast patty melt I just ordered floats my fucking boat.

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

August 2018

that bacon is nasty aint even fukkin cooked fukk that

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

August 2018

may i have a slab of pork fat little seared almost raw please

pukes

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

August 2018

funkin lookz like a tounge

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... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

August 2018

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

August 2018

Bought plane tickets to Vegas in October. First time ever going

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2018

Have fun bro I really wanna go

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

August 2018

such a fucking blast. just be sure to bring your own alcohol, refrigerate the stock, and then carry those ones around lol.

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2018

Got some hot chubby British chicks number tonight \m/ every small victory is still a victory lol

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

August 2018

this is what europe is afraid of

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Xeno Posts: 21,041 master of ceremonies

August 2018

Ded

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

August 2018

OPP said:

this is what europe is afraid of

FUCK )

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Dime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2018

OPP said:

this is what europe is afraid of

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

August 2018

lookin at the history of europe idk y an immigrant would go there, like into the mouth of the beast

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

August 2018

>go to vending machine to buy sandwich
>card swipe is offline
>fuck, outta luck
>BUT WAIT
>$5 already in machine
>$3 sandwich
>tfw I get free food, and some change

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FLAT Posts: 60,700 spicy boy

August 2018

Who the fuck buys a sandwich from a vending machine.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

August 2018

I do.

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Xeno Posts: 21,041 master of ceremonies

August 2018

Why

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MetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy

August 2018

Xeno said:

Why

We have a refrigerated vending machine with like microwave food in it. Its not that bad. Cheap quick little meals while Im at work.

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... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

August 2018

Take your lunch to work with you you fucking savage

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