YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FLOATS MY BOAT

Xeno

When your friends make you get drunk on your night off, and your high school crush shows up, and shows everyone her gigantic fucking tits while drunk

The serious relationship life is hard

Gnomez

Did you take a picture of her titties for MU?

Me_

I bet he didn't

SATAN

Xenocide said:

When your friends make you get drunk on your night off, and your high school crush shows up, and shows everyone her gigantic fucking tits while drunk

The serious relationship life is hard

So who ended up getting it in?

Xeno

WOKE said:

Xenocide said:

When your friends make you get drunk on your night off, and your high school crush shows up, and shows everyone her gigantic fucking tits while drunk

The serious relationship life is hard

So who ended up getting it in?

She claimed to be asexual but was trying to get with my friend all night. He's in a relationship with his professor and he didn't bang

MetalCoresades

Xenocide said:

WOKE said:

Xenocide said:

When your friends make you get drunk on your night off, and your high school crush shows up, and shows everyone her gigantic fucking tits while drunk

The serious relationship life is hard

So who ended up getting it in?

She claimed to be asexual 

:-?

Xenocide said:

WOKE said:

Xenocide said:

When your friends make you get drunk on your night off, and your high school crush shows up, and shows everyone her gigantic fucking tits while drunk

The serious relationship life is hard

So who ended up getting it in?

He's in a relationship with his professor 

What the fuck? People actually do that?

Me_

yup....and the pizza guy is a bust guy also

Me_

*busy

Xeno

MetalCrusades said:

Xenocide said:

WOKE said:

Xenocide said:

When your friends make you get drunk on your night off, and your high school crush shows up, and shows everyone her gigantic fucking tits while drunk

The serious relationship life is hard

So who ended up getting it in?

She claimed to be asexual 

:-?

Xenocide said:

WOKE said:

Xenocide said:

When your friends make you get drunk on your night off, and your high school crush shows up, and shows everyone her gigantic fucking tits while drunk

The serious relationship life is hard

So who ended up getting it in?

He's in a relationship with his professor 

What the fuck? People actually do that?

The asexuality thing is how we got her to take her shirt off, because it isn't sexualized to her apparently.

And yeah. Dude started banging his 52 year old japanese professor. He's hopelessly in love with her. Not a good situation

Xeno

Xenocide said:

MetalCrusades said:

Xenocide said:

WOKE said:

Xenocide said:

When your friends make you get drunk on your night off, and your high school crush shows up, and shows everyone her gigantic fucking tits while drunk

The serious relationship life is hard

So who ended up getting it in?

She claimed to be asexual 

:-?

Xenocide said:

WOKE said:

Xenocide said:

When your friends make you get drunk on your night off, and your high school crush shows up, and shows everyone her gigantic fucking tits while drunk

The serious relationship life is hard

So who ended up getting it in?

He's in a relationship with his professor 

What the fuck? People actually do that?

The asexuality thing is how we got her to take her shirt off, because it isn't sexualized to her apparently.

And yeah. Dude started banging his 52 year old japanese professor. He's hopelessly in love with her. Not a good situation

Side note: this chick also has a fiance

Gnomez

Is the Prof hot?

MetalCoresades

Gnomez said:

Is the Prof hot?

Well shes Japanese sooo

FLAT

So no

Gnomez

Maybe she dresses up in a little school uniform. .....

SATAN

Xeno's life > my life rn

...

All hail The Hard Times

http://thehardtimes.net/hardstyle/people-trashing-amy-schumer-sexist-shes-really-funny-chick/

MetalCoresades

I dont think the Hard Times is that great... They used to be better when they focused strictly on metal/hardcore satire. They lose me when they attempt to get socio-political. 

...

I just really don't like Amy Schumer and thought this was funny. 

MetalCoresades

I dont know anybody who does like her.

Inb4Satan

SATAN

I don't see what the big deal about her is. She's a 5 in hot and about a 6 in funny. She really doesn't move my needle at all. I just troll people about her cuz I think it's stupid to care much about celebrities one way or the other