Ape's kinda right. If screaming children bug you that much you should prob reconsider having kids
I don't know wtf it's going to be like having my own. But I do know one thing, I am not going to subject other people in public to a child of mine screaming if I can't correct it quickly.
I'm going to end up with a lot of migraines for sure and tbh I've never wanted to have any children. Never pictured myself as a mother even though everyone I know has told me for years how wonderful I'd be as one. But here we are. Every once in a while when I think about everything I start to panic. Meanwhile everyone else is excited
It doesn't take much when it comes to a screaming child in public subject apparently
Here is my best patenting tip for not having your kid be an obnoxious Bratt in public....kids love choices and are easily manipulated. When they freak out because they want a chocolate bar all you have to say is "you know what they have here??? Apples and bananas! Would you like an Apple or a banana? Your choice". They will be so happy with the freedom of choosing their fate, that they won't realize the choices they received were the same damn thing.
I learned this tip from watching presidential elections. The American people are just as stupid and just as easily manipulated as toddlers.
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
I'm still on a high from my trip to Florida. She was really into me, and pretty much wanted me to fuck her whenever and where-ever I felt like it. The funny thing is, over the last week I probably had more sex with her then I did with my wife over the previous 10 years.
I'd also say I finally know what a good BJ feels like. Every other girl I've ever been with either wouldn't do it, or it was a god damn chore for them. She however acted like she was poisoned and my dick contained the antidote.
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
Oh and when I dated her the first time she never gave me a BJ. We were always too busy fucking and since we were both young and inexperienced we hadn't ever tried it
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she def had Manson face doe
I'm going to end up with a lot of migraines for sure and tbh I've never wanted to have any children. Never pictured myself as a mother even though everyone I know has told me for years how wonderful I'd be as one. But here we are. Every once in a while when I think about everything I start to panic. Meanwhile everyone else is excited
I learned this tip from watching presidential elections. The American people are just as stupid and just as easily manipulated as toddlers.
I'd also say I finally know what a good BJ feels like. Every other girl I've ever been with either wouldn't do it, or it was a god damn chore for them. She however acted like she was poisoned and my dick contained the antidote.