YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FLOATS MY BOAT

Gnomez

All Blacks to play Australia next weekend in rugby World Cup final!!!!!

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Gary said:

you get his name?

I'd assume it's a little hard to understand someone who is working with a mouthful of dick. 

Or in this particular case, about half a mouthful. 

Gazorpazorpfield

Best. Nap. Ever.

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Gnomez said:

I thought that slut that gave you blue balls was gunna come back and do the job over the weekend? Your balls going to purple mode at this rate bro 

She didn't come but fucked another broad so no fucks given.

Me_

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Gary said:

you get his name?

I'd assume it's a little hard to understand someone who is working with a mouthful of dick. 

Or in this particular case, about half a mouthful. 

or choking like most people do on small bones

NolaFree810

Idk if my poor little heart could handle one more failed burn 

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Yea that was really fuckin bad. :l 

Necrothulhu

The cringe

Me_

it wasn't that bad...prob. should of put a little more thought in it

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You used the line girls use to reject guys in elementary school...it was bad.

Necrothulhu

Girls reject boys in elementary school by referencing boners? Wtf happened to elementary school kids man? Shit

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Yea first time I ever heard that was while gettin shut down in 5th grade lmao.

Gazorpazorpfield

Coincidentally the same day you destroyed a motherfucker 

Necrothulhu

5th grade for me was middle school. But no one had to shut boys down until we hit puberty, which usually was 6th grade or after. 

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Wanted the gushy young what can I say. :-??

Necrothulhu

All they wanted back then was to see our boobs. Times have def changed if 5th grade boys want to fuck instead..which is nuts because at that point I'm sure they don't even have pubes ))

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EpisodeElevator said:

Wanted the gushy young what can I say. :-??

And here you are years later, still hanging on for mom's tit. 

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Damn you real salty. Keep ridin my dick like Catz. Least I get pussy. I'll take your route and chill in the car next time for 3 hours while she sits on my lap in silence.

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Necrothulhu said:

All they wanted back then was to see our boobs. Times have def changed if 5th grade boys want to fuck instead..which is nuts because at that point I'm sure they don't even have pubes ))

Well I lost the V card in 7th so it wasn't much later.

WakeOfAshes

I like the idea of birthday sex. It's like you are celebrating coming out of pussy by going back in it