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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker

    Nah that's not true but they want it more than most people think 

  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,007 spicy boy
    Well then I guess I'll just settle on being a single virgin for life. I've made it 20 years without sex. Made through teenage puberty and freshman year of college. I can go until I die. I just wish girls thought the same way I do about relationships. 

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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,945 spicy boy

    I barely remember my first time. My girlfriend doesn't remember hers at all

    Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,007 spicy boy
    Caesar said:
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    Im expecting this.

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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,927 spicy boy

    Before I had sex the first time I always fucked it up with the girl I was trying to get with because I made sex to be this huge deal. The minute my dick touched the gush I realized it wasn't everything I was building it up to be. 

  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,007 spicy boy

    NolaFree810 said:

    Well then I guess I'll just settle on being a single virgin for life. I've made it 20 years without sex. Made through teenage puberty and freshman year of college. I can go until I die. I just wish girls thought the same way I do about relationships. 

    never drinks or likes to go out dancing to poppy music, and likes neo folk metal and old teenage mutant ninja turtles

    I don't care about these things. It would be a plus, but not a must. 

    If I can go into a relationship with zero sexual past, fully expecting to have sexual relations with one person for my entire life, and full willing to accept the person for who they are, why can't others? To me that's what a relationship is. If you go in expecting to be with other people that's when breakups/divorce, and infidelity happens. 

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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    Rex420 said:

    Before I had sex the first time I always fucked it up with the girl I was trying to get with because I made sex to be this huge deal. The minute my dick touched the gush I realized it wasn't everything I was building it up to be. 

    Yup not just sex either all relationship stuff

  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

    infidelity =)) holy fuck you just used that word =))

  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,007 spicy boy

    ?

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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker

    NolaFree810 said:

    Well then I guess I'll just settle on being a single virgin for life. I've made it 20 years without sex. Made through teenage puberty and freshman year of college. I can go until I die. I just wish girls thought the same way I do about relationships. 

    never drinks or likes to go out dancing to poppy music, and likes neo folk metal and old teenage mutant ninja turtles

    I don't care about these things. It would be a plus, but not a must. 

    If I can go into a relationship with zero sexual past, fully expecting to have sexual relations with one person for my entire life, and full willing to accept the person for who they are, why can't others? To me that's what a relationship is. If you go in expecting to be with other people that's when breakups/divorce, and infidelity happens. 

    I get your whole thing dude and it's admirable , I'm just most girls aren't that way.. We grow up in a selfish society and people want to experience everything they can including sex.. You have one blip of life and an eternity of nothingness, wouldn't you want to make the best of it?

    If you get married and settle down at 30 that means you have prob 50 fucking years to spend with someone you care about, why not take like ten years to relax have fun and not stress out so much about it?

  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,007 spicy boy

    Its just not who I am. 

    But whatever... Honestly, as I said before I'm giving up on it. Done being proactive. If someone who is a really close friend, who I've known for years, get along with great, share a lot of interests with, personalities click, and already spend a lot of time with doesn't feel the same way towards me, why would some random chick? It doesn't matter. You're right, I shouldn't stress out so much about it, but I can't just be lax about it and start promiscuity. Its not me. I should just embrace what I have now. Stop caring. It'll probably save a lot of future heartache. 

    ...either that or invest in a Japanese dating sim and marry my computer. 

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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,945 spicy boy

    It would suck if you dove in with just one girl and she sucked in bed on top of being a Christian spazz. Life of agony...

  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker

    also when girls drink and dance they usually want to do it with a boy lol so I feel you would care eventually

  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,945 spicy boy

    I only think people should be in committed relationships if kids are involved 

  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,927 spicy boy
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 58,007 spicy boy
    SATAN said:

    It would suck if you dove in with just one girl and she sucked in bed on top of being a Christian spazz. Life of agony...

    Good thing I'm not looking for a Christian spazz nor do I care about how good sex is. lol

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  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

    Its just not who I am. 

    But whatever... Honestly, as I said before I'm giving up on it. Done being proactive. If someone who is a really close friend, who I've known for years, get along with great, share a lot of interests with, personalities click, and already spend a lot of time with doesn't feel the same way towards me, why would some random chick? It doesn't matter. You're right, I shouldn't stress out so much about it, but I can't just be lax about it and start promiscuity. Its not me. I should just embrace what I have now. Stop caring. It'll probably save a lot of future heartache. 

    ...either that or invest in a Japanese dating sim and marry my computer. 

    dude just because 1 chick turned you down doesn't mean it's time to permanently close up shop that's some bullshit. there's like 7 billion people on this earth. the whole "why would some random chick like me if the person I like doesn't like me thing" is bullshit because if you open yourself to meet more people that person who was once "some random chick" may become somebody more meaningful in your life. Life is a beautiful thing and you're denying it to yourself because you're afraid of something that only hurts for a little bit. that's lame. 

  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,945 spicy boy

    MC is a giver upper

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