.....YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT FLOATS MY FUCKING BOAT? HERE'S WHAT FLOATS THAT BIG BITCH: THAT ON JANUARY 26TH, OUR BELOVED FORUM, RICH AND VIBRANT WITH ALL OF OUR THREADS AND SILLY SHIT THAT WE'VE POSTED OVER THE LAST YEAR WON'T BE WIPED OUT OF EXISTENCE. WE PRETEND IT DOESN'T MATTER, BUT IT DOES. LOSING OUR ORIGINAL FORUM/THREADS/MEMORIES HURT; SURE, NOT AS MUCH AS JUMPING ON A BICYCLE WITH NO SEAT, BUT IT STILL HURT. BUT WE STILL THRIVE, UNFETTERED BY THE WEAK WILLED, UNSHACKLED BY OUR OWN SENSE OF WHAT IS RIGHT. THAT WE WON'T BE PRISONER TO CRASS COMMERCIAL ENDEAVORS AIMED AT ATTRACTING THE LATEST WAVE OF METAL KIDDIES IN ORDER TO SELL 3 MORE FUCKING TICKETS! WE STAND IN ONE DEFIANT VOICE AND SHOUT 'FUCK YOU' TO THE MASS OF PRE-FAB METAL MUSIC DETRITUS THAT LABOR TO KEEP US IN LINE. WE SHOW THEM THAT THE METAL SPIRIT IS STILL ALIVE! OUR COHESIVE MINDSET PRESERVES OUR INTEGRITY AND SHIELDS US FROM BOREDOM AND MEDIOCRITY THAT IS RAMPANT ON THE "OFFICIAL MAYHEMFEST FORUMS." WE WILL NOT BE LINED UP AND MEASURED, PLACED IN A GROUP FOR CORPORATE DISSECTION, OR FILED AWAY TO SATISFY A FUCKING INDUSTRY FOCUS GROUP.
IN 2011, WE ARE MAYHEM; AND MAYHEM IS IN ALL OF US!
Finding out my refund check is for $1,400 and some change. B-)
I have a great investment opportunity for you.....
....In time shares.
Hah. I'm going to be smart and save it in case any of my aid gets fucked up next semester, and if I don't have to used any one it...I'm saving that shit for Europe.
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IN 2011, WE ARE MAYHEM; AND MAYHEM IS IN ALL OF US!
Cereal is my jawn.
....In time shares.
and now i"M GRUBBIN A FUCKING SAMMICH.............. \m/
Hah. I'm going to be smart and save it in case any of my aid gets fucked up next semester, and if I don't have to used any one it...I'm saving that shit for Europe.
Preferably some grim snow in a tupperware container.
ANYTHING FER BMTH!!11!!