.....YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT FLOATS MY FUCKING BOAT? HERE'S WHAT FLOATS THAT BIG BITCH: THAT ON JANUARY 26TH, OUR BELOVED FORUM, RICH AND VIBRANT WITH ALL OF OUR THREADS AND SILLY SHIT THAT WE'VE POSTED OVER THE LAST YEAR WON'T BE WIPED OUT OF EXISTENCE. WE PRETEND IT DOESN'T MATTER, BUT IT DOES. LOSING OUR ORIGINAL FORUM/THREADS/MEMORIES HURT; SURE, NOT AS MUCH AS JUMPING ON A BICYCLE WITH NO SEAT, BUT IT STILL HURT. BUT WE STILL THRIVE, UNFETTERED BY THE WEAK WILLED, UNSHACKLED BY OUR OWN SENSE OF WHAT IS RIGHT. THAT WE WON'T BE PRISONER TO CRASS COMMERCIAL ENDEAVORS AIMED AT ATTRACTING THE LATEST WAVE OF METAL KIDDIES IN ORDER TO SELL 3 MORE FUCKING TICKETS! WE STAND IN ONE DEFIANT VOICE AND SHOUT 'FUCK YOU' TO THE MASS OF PRE-FAB METAL MUSIC DETRITUS THAT LABOR TO KEEP US IN LINE. WE SHOW THEM THAT THE METAL SPIRIT IS STILL ALIVE! OUR COHESIVE MINDSET PRESERVES OUR INTEGRITY AND SHIELDS US FROM BOREDOM AND MEDIOCRITY THAT IS RAMPANT ON THE "OFFICIAL MAYHEMFEST FORUMS." WE WILL NOT BE LINED UP AND MEASURED, PLACED IN A GROUP FOR CORPORATE DISSECTION, OR FILED AWAY TO SATISFY A FUCKING INDUSTRY FOCUS GROUP.
IN 2011, WE ARE MAYHEM; AND MAYHEM IS IN ALL OF US!
I very much appreciate this.
And yeah, Ape and I are pretty much just neutral with each other. I have nothing against him.
Look what I found while cleaning up my room!!!! The first metal CD that I ever bought (in 1998 - way back in first grade!) This album is what turned me into the metalhead I am today! Ahhh this is too cool! I didn't even know I still had this!!
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GETTINZ MAH HIGHLIGHTZ, EXTEENSHUNZ, AND LAYERZ DONE TOMORROW
GONNA BE SO RAD!!11!!
AND OV COARSE I'Z GONNA CELEBRATE WIFF SOME BMTH!!11!!
DAT'Z WHY I'M A GOOD 4 NUFFIN HOMESKOOLD SCENIE BMTH FANBWOI
Fuck ethanol, that is the single most ingenious usage of corn ever.
And yeah, Ape and I are pretty much just neutral with each other. I have nothing against him.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/health/article1051028.ece
And yes, Facebook copypasta
I remember seeing that album a whole bunch of times growing up and I always wanted to buy it but I never had the money.
Also, the album from Murder Construct that metalsucks was talking about is floating my boat.