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Santana Posts: 16,743 juggalo

February 2010

^then smile and say have a nice day

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Gazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies

February 2010

At my nephews bday party:

Chick 1: Hey how you doing?
Chick 2: Great..I'm in the middle of a lawsuit
Chick 1: Oh for what?
Chick 2: Deja Vu for sexual harrassment
Chick 1: What happened?
Chick 2: They fired me because I wouldn't have sex with the manager
Chick 1: *awkward silence face*
Me: *Obviously listening in on convo trying not to laugh*

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NOCAP Posts: 37,320 mod

February 2010

"ARE YOU FUCKING TOMMY?!?!"

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laurjohn2 Posts: 6,951 balls deep

February 2010

My 4 year old son woke up, went into the kitchen and yelled "holy shit!", for no reason

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

February 2010

^BAHAHAHAHA

I love winning with women
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NOCAP Posts: 37,320 mod

February 2010

LMFAO

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JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,738 mod

February 2010

LOL!!!!

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sbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner

February 2010

LMAO!!!!!!!

okay heres one from today, spoken by my sister.

"Dustin is a cool guy but I hate him".

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Shane Posts: 15,229 balls deep

February 2010

Cankles!

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Santana Posts: 16,743 juggalo

February 2010

Loooolllll! At John's post

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katia Posts: 4,358 just the tip

February 2010

"I love you" the cleaning lady told me this morning :S. Weird coming from her

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sbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner

February 2010

this is from mayhem fest last year

"Wait, Bullet isnt playing????"

A couple of scenesters, in line waiting to get in

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JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,738 mod

February 2010

*Facepalm*

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sbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner

February 2010

true story, bro

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

February 2010

"So who would you say is your favorite band?"
"The Haunted"
"The who?"
"No The Haunted"
-Discussion between me and this girl in my acting class

I love winning with women
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sbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner

February 2010

XD

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n0r3mac Posts: 635 salt miner

February 2010

Cum on my chest when you fuck me

^Swear to god

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drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers

February 2010

I would have said okay.

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n0r3mac Posts: 635 salt miner

February 2010

Well

I did lol

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drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers

February 2010

*e high five*

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